OPINION

Original Short Film: Cliddyplomp by Aaron McMullan

Written by Duke De Mondo
Published September 02, 2006
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That was very nice of them.

And, by all accounts, a few altogether right influential folks at the Northern Irish Film Commission done chanced upon it at a student showcase type affair in Londonderry, and were somewhat taken with the bust yap and the daft hair and the truly embarrassing bit in the middle involving a bathroom and the worst acting you've e'er encountered. What this means is that there's potential for further flicks to be flucked, albeit without the comforting veil of Student Film for to wrap apologetically 'round the ones and zeroes (it was shot on digital, y'unnerstann).

Who knows what'll come of it. But what is certain is that underneath this text you'll find none but Cliddyplomp, written, directed, edited, scored by and starring yours truly. It's ten minutes long and has one fuck word.

If, for whatever reason, you find yourself all afire upside the ovaries with a crazed lust for more o' the same, underneath the flick itself there's a second version with a commentary in which I cringe my way through every frame, and then, to round it all off, a quartet o' extra bits cut out the fucker for reasons of The Time. Two of these are extended conversations twixt my character, Declan, and the character of Jim, played by the multi-talented Ryan H Fleming. The third offering is some more of Declan's "prose and poetry and so on", and finally there's an uncut, unedited take of the opening monologue type deal.

So aye. That's that. I very much hope you dig it. I like the bit about Kirsten Dunst.


The Film, And Some Other Related Stuff For To Watch

Cliddyplomp - The Flick

Cliddyplomp - The Flick With Duke Banter Over The Top

Cliddyplomp Deleted Stuff

1 - Declan Jim Banter #1 (This has my favourite line, except the sound was too poor to hear it properly. "I'd listen to Wings", is the line in question.)

2 - Declan Jim Banter #2 (This carries on a theme started in the last banter scene about passers by looking like famous people. It didn't work.)

3 - Slightly More Of Declan's Prose And Poetry And So On


4 - Extended, Uncut Opening Monologue Doohickey

Thanks, folks.

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The Duke (Aaron McMullan to his parents and the clergy) is a Northern Irish writer, performer and insomniac currently residing in London. He is the creator of Mondo Irlando, wherein his scribblings and hollerings can be found. He is currently working towards the completion of his first novel, and his debut "punk / country / folk / whatever" album has recently been released by Ex Libris Records . You can also pop by His MySpace Page and maybe have a coffee and a biscuit.
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Original Short Film: Cliddyplomp by Aaron McMullan
Published: September 02, 2006
Type: Opinion
Section: Video
Filed Under: Culture: Media, Culture: Original Fiction, Video: Comedy, Video: Fantasy, Video: Original Fiction
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#1 — September 2, 2006 @ 13:30PM — Phillip Winn [URL]

This is absolutely awesome -- even if I really do think that Keeeeersten Dunst looks like Cliddyplomp sounds. If you had a Scarlett Johansson fixation, that would be more understandable to me.

Still and all, excellent work, and congratulations!

#2 — September 2, 2006 @ 14:41PM — Greg Smyth [URL]

Congrats chief. Very enjoyable indeed. And congrats on the awards and whatnot.

#3 — September 2, 2006 @ 15:06PM — Dave Nalle [URL]

Ok, how can we get this bit of Dukery into the SXSW festival this spring and get The Duke over here so that I can buy him a beer or three?

Dave

#4 — September 2, 2006 @ 15:11PM — Duke De Mondo [URL]

folks, thank you no end. i felt more nervous 'bout flingin it on here than i did flingin it afore the Official types.

Greg and Dave, thank you, and Phillip, thank you also, and i must add that whilst i can see a certain mid-1930's soft-focus charm about Ms Johansen, she is no Kirsten. Nor is she a Thora Birch, even, who so memorably outshone her in the marvellous Ghost World. She IS more attractive than Steve Buscemi mind you, who was also great in that flick.

#5 — September 3, 2006 @ 01:14AM — Clavos

Very good. And I won't ever refer to the young lady as curse-ten again.

I usually just went out and got drunk--this looks a lot more therapeutic.

Well done.

#6 — September 3, 2006 @ 09:56AM — A.L. Harper [URL]

Duke -
This is a beautiful film, and you have beautiful hair.

#7 — September 3, 2006 @ 10:37AM — Aaron Fleming [URL]

Hurrah! At last it has emerged onto the world! A fantastic piece of work, well deserving of the acclaim gifted it!

#8 — September 3, 2006 @ 15:03PM — Eric Berlin [URL]

Duke, I just completed watching this great masterwork with the wife and mom (flown from New York to California for the very occasion... in part) and are all fully astounded by the complete hurtle into lands of comedic artistry on display right here.

Seriously, I thought every moment was fantastic -- the Duke's vision taken to next steps. Particularly liked the bits with the piano and the e-mail.

#9 — September 5, 2006 @ 16:50PM — DJRadiohead [URL]

Duke, you know precisely how unbiased I am when it comes to all this despite my never having actually met you or being related to you to the best of my knowledge...

Brilliant. It's fucking brilliant. I was very taken with it.

I'm in agreement with Dave... you need to give this film a chance to win more notes... not that notes are the only reason to do this but more just in the sense of you really need to give this film a chance to continue to be seen by more people and when you do more notes are sure to follow.

I am still listening to the record. The film... you've more talents than you can harness.

#10 — September 7, 2006 @ 14:28PM — Jon Sobel [URL]

Oy! My cliddyplomp hurts from laughing.

#11 — September 8, 2006 @ 14:53PM — Duke De Mondo [URL]

Clavos - alas, the drunk business wasn't available to me. but i still ended up makin a great arse of myself in public, intoxicated or no.

Ms Harper and Sir Fleming, thank you both for the kind words, and for no end o' support and what not, either via the editorialising, or via the construction of the thing in general (ms harper for the former, sir fleming for the latter)

Sir Berlin, i am altogether pleased out my mind you enjoyed it. and i do hope the references to self-fumbling and the fuck word didn't offend your family.

Sir DJ - thank you also sir. other than blushin a great deal i dunno how one would respond to such lovely commentery. i'll just say thank you.

and Jon - i'm glad you found it funny! manys a viewer was perplexed when i told em it was a comedy. a very distressing affair, some found it.

and thanks again to all for the comments!

#12 — September 8, 2006 @ 19:00PM — zingzing

That was actually pretty damn good. yer accent is dreamy. cack. is that how you spell it? cack. funny shit.

#13 — September 8, 2006 @ 19:04PM — Matthew T. Sussman [URL]

I'm fairly certain we should have to wait several months for deleted scenes, yet there they are right with the release of the short film. Where can we go from here?

Ah. Widescreen. I await it.

Or a sequel.

#14 — December 8, 2006 @ 01:26AM — Emo Hair and Woody Allen

The major problems I have with this film are mentioned in my name. I can get past that though, and other than that, what I saw was pretty good but I got cut off on my video during the monologue. There is more to this, right? Even on Youtube it cut off at the same point. It is about "1:30/10:00." It might just be me but you should fix this. Thanks.

#15 — December 8, 2006 @ 18:21PM — DukeDeMondo [URL]

Heh, EM&WA, you've summed up my life, right there, in that screen-name. The Woody Allen homage tomfoolery was intentional, but the hair... alas,i have no excuse for that. nor the teeth, i should add.

it seems to be playin fine at this end now, i can only assume there was some sorta gremlin in the works, or maybe an act of divine intervention so as you might be spared the sight of my acting in the big "dramatic" moment. truly, it is right shockin' to the soul.

#16 — January 21, 2007 @ 02:25AM — lono [URL]

Duke,

Just saw the film and loved it! I want to apologize for taking 4 months to see it. I am a huge fan of your everything... but I think everyone here at Blogcritics is.

I want to know what Cliddyplomp looks like. For now, I will imagine the dolphins. Remember, on your third or fourth podcast you warned us of cave dolphins who hang upside down and eat the shoulder meat of humans. At least, that is how I remember it.

I hope you are doing well. I am going to go through and see what else you have been up to. Regretably, I haven't been a great contributor to the group as of late. I am on mucho good painkillers from knee surgery and have found I am nowhere near as funny as I used to be when sober.

plus, I wasn't that funny then. See, I am rambling... blame the narcotics. I do! Happy New Year, Duke!

#17 — July 28, 2007 @ 20:30PM — Chris G

The hair. The hair. The right eye needs to see too!

Brilliant writing and performance as always.

Miss your podcasts.

#18 — July 28, 2007 @ 20:35PM — DukeDeMondo [URL]

Chris! What a joy to hear from you again! I have in fact missed the podcasts too, and have considered strongly flingin a couple out afore much longer. Hmm.

And thank you very much for the kind words, and as to the hair... haha. well. I could pretend it was the character's hair and not mine. but that'd be twistin the truth till it was as near as dammit a dirty bastard of a lie. it's not in that state anymore. Proper depth-perception and what not has been returned to me.

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