What up, Kaysar and Company?

George and Marcellas exercised together this morning. Now, where else but in the Big Brother house can you watch a middle-aged white guy who dresses funny exercise with a black gay guy who likes fluffy white bathrobes? I dunno. If George's outfit wasn't shorts, I'd say he mimicked a Catholic school girl's uniform. Scary, ain't it?

Today, in Da House:

Big Brother actually woke up the houseguests fairly early – before 8:30 AM their time (PT) by blasting Sheryl Crow music. Not that we live feeders get to hear it, of course. We get flame/clouds and bad music and then depend on the houseguests to spill the beans later.

• Diane told Erika she'd be glad with the outcome no matter which of the nominees gets evicted.
• Nakomis talked to Diane about working with Will and Mike Boogie, but told her to tell no one.
• The houseguests are all talking about Alison hiding in the pot with the pillow on her head eavesdropping for two hours last night. Antics like that aren't going to help her in the vote tomorrow.
• Danielle, however, cooked everyone pancakes for breakfast. A much better strategy indeed.
• Erika told Mike he needs to chill. He's playing the game too hard and will appear on the radar if he doesn't back off a bit.
• From Erika and Mike's conversation, now it looks like the vote is swinging almost unanimous that Alison will be evicted. Of course, that could change in the next moment.
• Erika thinks the two HOH will continue throughout the game.
• James wonders if the HOH rules are made up as the show goes along...next week three HOH, the week after...
• James warned Howie that "Erika's not totally with us" as he saw her discussing the vote with Mike.
• Marcellas thought he was going to be a big TV actor after his season. He learned the harsh reality of being on reality television.

The cameramen were apparently bored as the houseguests were being rather...um, boring...in the backyard. They took turns focusing on sunglasses. Here are Diane's Coco Chanel peepers.

James always looks like he's scheming, doesn't he? He's listening to a plane fly overhead.

No! No! Stop it!

It's bad enough Alison is haunting me.

Since the nominations, the houseguests have gone from being totally against Alison to possibly saving her. Right now, it's swung back towards evicting her. It's anyone's guess. At the moment, as I write this, James seems to be convinced Alison is staying. I think I'm getting dizzy.

Howie just thanked America for voting him and Janelle back into the house. Janelle thanks America, too. I thank America for allowing me the tools to write about the show. Yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.