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Canadian Politics: What's The U.N. Know Anyway?

Written by Richard Marcus
Published May 09, 2006

Can you believe those socialist weenies at the United Nations? Do they have some nerve or what? Imagine them criticizing us for our record on the way we treat the poor, the homeless, natives and the disabled. Sure we are signatories to some stupid covenant that deals with the Social, Economic, and Cultural rights, but wasn't that just for judging other guys, not people like us?

Who do they think we are, some despotic dictatorship that ignores the plight of its people where only a small minority control most of the wealth? That we live in the type of country where the poor keep getting poorer and the rich keep getting richer? We're Canada for goodness sakes, we're the good guys.

We don't round up people and put them in jail without giving them reasons or letting them stand trial, too often. We get other people to do our torturing for us, and we've been out of the cultural genocide business for at least a few decades now. So where do they get off telling us that we have the same problems we had the last time they checked in 1998, and in fact some of them have gotten worse.

Oh what, so we've got more homeless people nowadays than we did before, and income support programs for people in need has not only decreased in real spending power due to inflation, but been cut by as much as 20%, tenants in rental units have little security, and any benefits for children are continually clawed back (means they are counted as income by social programs and deducted from assistance checks, instead of being the extra money for necessities for children that it was designed to be).

Well at least they get something. There's a lot of countries in the world where people would be grateful for the kind of benefits we give our citizens, yet all these guys at the U.N. can do is find fault.

They have the nerve to say that our governments aren't doing anything for people with disabilities. In Ontario they just increased disability support payments by three per cent after only a 13 year freeze and they increased the fine for illegally parking in a handicapped zone up to $5,000.

The government spokesperson at these hearings, Allan Kessel a legal advisor to the Foreign Affairs Ministry, pointed out to those do-gooders on this committee that most Canadians "have access to housing of acceptable size and quality at affordable prices." I mean goodness; it's only $800.00 a month for a one-room apartment in Toronto. Only a malcontent would make a fuss over the fact that a single person only receives $540.00 a month on welfare.

Look at all the geared-to-income housing units we have in the province of Ontario alone for these people on welfare and disability support payments. It's only on average a five-year wait for one of those apartments and after that you're set for life. A couple gets a 750 square foot one bedroom apartment in a low rise complex filled with other couples and families just like them. It's a regular community.

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Copy02-11-Richard portrait-72-4x4.jpgRichard Marcus is a long-haired Canadian iconoclast who writes reviews and opines on the world as he sees it at Leap In The Dark and Epic India Magazine.
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Canadian Politics: What's The U.N. Know Anyway?
Published: May 09, 2006
Type: Satire
Section: Politics
Filed Under: Culture: Society, Politics: Government, Politics: International, Politics: Law and Rights, Politics: Policy
Writer: Richard Marcus
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#1 — May 9, 2006 @ 15:59PM — Bonnie [URL]

Don't forget that the latest budget offers tax cuts to everyone but the lowest incomme Canadians, who will actually be seeing a tax increase. But they make so little that how could the couple hundred bucks possibly matter?

#2 — May 10, 2006 @ 10:24AM — RedTard

Exactly, you guys need to confiscate more goods from those evil productive people and hand them over to those that do nothing for anyone. It's a great economic system that has proven to work time and again.

#3 — May 11, 2006 @ 10:21AM — Barbara Anello [URL]

Hey Richard,

The NGO team from Canada attending the UN meeting in Geneva never mentioned one word about People with DIsabilities in their release. But great piece anyway ;-)

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