THAT...was funny!

p.s. (i love rachael ray)

That was freaking hilarious. Almost got me into trouble laughing out loud at work.

LOL! You guys are to funny!!!

so true!

excellent nicholas, just so funny!

The only woman who scares me more than Rachel Ray is Hillary Clinton (or is that Katie Couric?)

Hysterical! I love it and hate Rachael Ray! This article made me scared to live in a world with Rachael Ray in it.

So cruel. I like Rachael.

The thing I hate most about Rachael's 30 minute
meals is when she overuses the words, "Cool and "Awesome" plus everything she says over and over.

you are soo mean >:(

you guys are so mean, and it says that "personal attacks are not allowed" if this article wasnt personal then my name is Wilka Wonkey!!!

You are right Shannon. Personal attacks are not allowed...unless it's a flip'n joke! Or you can look at it this way: I am not going to change the minds of anyone who likes her, and I am advertising her books. I'm just giving her further exposure that can only help her.

I watched Rachael Ray all the time and I find her very entertaining! I think people who are so negatives toward her are just losers! And you whoever you are calling her names should be ashamed of youself!

Some people just take life too seriously.

An opinion to which you are entitled. Here is another: Too many don't take things seriously enough.

That said, Rachael Ray is a public figure. Additionally, this article clearly is designated as "satire." And it is - IMO - hilarious (and this comes from someone who doesn't hate the perky cook).

If you don't mind, I'd like to add another exhibit: The Devil tends to work incrementally in order to gain a gradual - but eventually total - grip on control. First we had "30 Minute Meals." In time, "$40 a Day" and "Inside Dish" followed. Then came "Tasty Travels," the scary Oprah news, and then the revamp of Food TV's late-night slate, which dumped the classic Japanese "Iron Chef" (perhaps temporarily, but who knows?) to give Ray more airtime (and probably to allow more attention to go to its inferior "Iron Chef America."
This is more than wrong. It's EVIL!

Perhaps when Ray is immersed in her new talk show, she'll ease up at Food TV and we will get Chairman Kaga and his Tetsujin back. But I doubt it: Given her history, I expect, Ray will double her airtime at FTV *and* succeed wildly in daytime terrestrial TV *and* publish a gazillion more cookbooks. Most people would be satisfied with one show or two. Hell, there are people with almost nothing and no hope of EVER seeing the kind of success the celebrity cook enjoys who would be grateful! Not Rachael Ray. But then, she is no ordinary mortal, is she?

[THEME FROM THE EXORCIST COMES IN, SWELLS, FADEOUT]

"Hey thats not nice" I come home to a good dinner everynite from work since my wife started to wacth rachel ray now i dont have to get a divorce!!!!lol

Rachael Ray is a woman?

I thought she was a 10 year-old boy. Well, a 10 year-old boy with a bubble butt, but that chest..........(shudder)

Oh, Miz Ray is actually a minion of Nyarlathotep and not Lucifer. Get it right.

lol...

Hey Rachel,
With all your travel and all your cash, learn (and learn others) how to tip. If you came to my bar, I'd toss you!!!!

DEAR RACHAEL,

I AM A GENTLEMAN I WILL BE ALWAYS BE POLITE KIND MY DAD TAUGHT ME WELL RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE HE WAS SO RIGHT DIED OF CANCER IF HE WAS ALIVE HE U ARE A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN I LIKE UR HAIR EYES SMILE. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING UR COOK SHOW IT IS VERY INTERESTING. RACHAEL MAY I PLS CONGRADULATE U ON UR NEW TALK SHOW I WISH U GOOD LUCK.

ROTFLMAO I absolutely love her spunk. If we all could only take life as spunky as she. If the ediot that wrote this interview thinks shes fat he must be a blimp. Bullys will always be bullys. And the ediot that wrote such harsh words is an ediot. Just think if there was an interview as such. If I were her I would of responded the same way. So I would be LMAO to say to her good for you girl. Hey I like to see a picture of the person that wrote such nonsence of what he's calling satire so I could make a bully out of myself and slam him. Come on Nick put your mug up for me.

Da'girl: "Just think if there was an interview as such. If I were her I would of responded the same way."
So...you would have responded by transforming into the devil's trueform? I dont know if you fully understand what I wrote.

Calling her fat was one very small part of the piece. Most of it was the derivative portrayal of a souless corporate icon being literally demonic. I just had to throw the one fat comment in there because she looks so much like she's made out of hotdog meat.

BTW, I dont have any pics of myself but I'll tell ya I am actually very very thin. Some would say too thin. Oh, and I have a large nose. There ya go. Slam on me, sista.

Ok , Well pinocchio.. Since your sounding a little wooden with no heart. And the only thing I could think of that might have a big nose,Hey you called it I didn't . Hotdog nose to be exact. Allow me to pull your stings a little more. Your still and ediot, Not idiot.

And BTW I;m not your sista, Oh how RUDE !!!! LOL. Hey this is all in the fun of satire right ?

Also BTW, Calling Rachael Ray the devil and that shes one of the many out there trying to transform people by throwing out EVOO as and demonic over throw of the world.. COME ON.

DO you REALLY realise how rediculouse that sounds.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuu Rachael Rays trying to take over the world with word abv's. Look out world. Still ROTFLMAO ... AT YOU pinocchio.Oh wait with that hotdog nose of yours .. Remember people he called the nose.. If it looks like a hotdog nose it must be taking over the world.

Are you coming on to me?

Coming on to you!!.. No fool. Blahhhhhhhh don't make me barf.

Whats a matter trying to switch around all the satire I have ready to throw at you about yourself.

You know nick if you thought more like this link I presented you to go to above. Instead of you Slaming .RR ..Thats probally why shes got it and maybe you don't. Goodbye I will NEVER come to this sight again..

RR is the Devil.
How can someone so un-talented be so f-in lucky?
All you people who defend her......are chubby house wives that need to get jobs.

I think its rather ridiculous the hype about Ray. First of all to be honest she needs to take some tips from Martha stewart for healthy cooking. She is exactly a chronic symbol of schadenfreude . instead of finding a person that is noteworthy and helps us fashion a finer lifestyle, they have picked a loud domineering character who caters to the multiple scores of bored people who are happy to see someone serve unhealthy food on a 'popularised' show. And to top it all Oprah should mind her business and stop playing cards here. Is it not ominous that Oprah suddenly sponsors a woman who has a sign that says 'martha stewart does not live here ' in her house?

let me tell ya, i will listen to all RR's YumO's, c'mere buddies, EVOOs, stoups, meatball overboard, oh my gravy-s...
because at 43 and watching her show, i finally have a little cooking success under my belt. how YumO is that?

Rachael Ray is such a brilliant and talented entrepreneur. My goodness she has got such a pretty smile and a wonderful ass. Her buttocks are so amazing and tempting. Wonderfully shaped booty on her that so arousing.
PICTURE LINK OF RACHAEL RAY

Oh. My. God. Better RR than Martha Stewart...::shudder::...at least RR is real and not a FREAK of nature.

So True: Martha has always looked fake even when she smiles it looks all twisted and fake.

i love rachael ray !!! She is an amazing cook and perfect bubbly personality .... i love you rachael and you an outstanding person all around (=

I can't stand Rachael Ray! Her fake folksiness drives me up the wall and her gratuitous phony giggle is sickening. She's overly animated with her flailing hands and sing-song voice.
I do think she has some good cooking tips and for those, I occasionally tolerate her.

I have been watching Rachael since the beginning and now she has cleaveage, breasts, where did they come from, she has always been flat at a board, is it the bra or breast augumentation.

yall need to stop talking about her. yall just haters and want to bring her down. U should be lifting her up because she is doing something for this world unlike the rest of u people. I also think that you all are just upset because she blew up and became famous the way she did. but i tell u one thing i don't see yall hating on Boby, Paul, or anyone else, but yall hating on her. I see the problem yall hater and yall aint got a life.. making a website about some one u hate.... u should be trying to make a web site to help people like other Celebs. help the girl out and stop hating on her....please because really u just making your self look stupid...I'm not trying to be mean I'm just saying. And this is coming from a 15 year old kid..grow up...please...

as for rachel ray...u do your thing and keep cooking baby girl.....keep yo head up and don't let these face people get u down because truth be told all of them want what u have and can't get it....

"I also think that you all are just upset because she blew up and became famous the way she did. but i tell u one thing i don't see yall hating on Boby, Paul, or anyone else, but yall hating on her."

I don't normally comment here any more but I just couldn't get over how contradictory this logic was. Clearly, it's not just because she "blew up and got famous" if we aren't hating on all the other people who blew up and got famous. You should be more careful who's side you are defending before you open your mouth.

It is so refreshing to hear that others hate Rachael Raytard as much as i do. She is not talented and not a chef at all, in fact recently a family member served me a Rachael Ray dish at a family get together and i couldn't even choke it down, it was soggy, oily, and flavorless and the gravy was lumpy. Her over perkiness and made up words i.e. yum-o and evoo drive me insane. It is such a travesty that i cannot buy Ritz, wheat thins, and triscuts without seeing her round mannish face. Please Rachael crawl back into the hole you dragged yourself out of.

I hate Rachel Ray and her made for TV, Oprah wanna-be, Jack Nicholson Joker smile!

Hands down, I think that the woman should be boiled alive in oil! Not just any oil; some flipping EVOO! That would be damm delish!

and when I see her suffer this way then maybe me and the producers of her pathetic television programs on Food Network can leave a quarter and a nickel (if they are lucky to get that much) on her casket to remind her where she came from!

BWAHAHA...nice! I loved reading this, and even better, I'm the guy who made that graphic for the livejournal community. It's always nice to see that piece of work elsewhere on the web! Hopefully it becomes truly epic in time!