Confessions of a Fanboy 002: An Evening with Oasis
Published April 03, 2006
The dream was, unfortunately, a nightmare. Here beginneth the rant:
I ordered my tickets for the Oasis concert online in December. I was twice offered tickets with "obstructed view" by the TicketBastard (or Ticketmaster, for those of you yet to be fucked by them) automated system. I did not want to pay full price for seats with obstructed view. So I rejected those seats and kept trying until I got a pair of tickets that were not billed as obstructed view. If you are twice offered tickets with an obstructed view and the pair of tickets you purchase are not offered to you as "obstructed view," what would you think? I think you would think what I thought.
We were wrong.
I had a feeling we were going to be in trouble when the opening band, The Redwalls, took the stage and I could barely see their keyboard player to one side and the drummer at the back of the stage. I knew I was in trouble because I have been to enough shows in my life to know the opening band only has a fraction of the stage room as the headliner gets.
The lights go down. "Fuckin' in the Bushes" comes over the PA. This is a song they don't actually perform but rather it is the song they play when they take the stage. As the band walks on stage it begins to dawn on me. I only see one microphone: Liam Gallagher's. I do not even see the drum kit, let alone the drummer (Zak Starkey, Ringo Starr's son, is drumming for Oasis on this tour). Is that Noel on the far left? No, that is Gem. And there is Andy. Where the fuck is Noel? Did he not come with them? Is he sick?
By this point the band is well into "Turn Up the Sun" and I still have not seen Noel. The chorus kicks in and I can hear Noel. I just cannot see him. I do not see his microphone. He is way the hell back there on the right... somewhere. These seats are shit.
For those of you who don't know a whole lot about Oasis, they are a band from Manchester, England. The two Gallagher brothers, Noel and Liam, are the only original members remaining in the band and are the primary creative forces behind it. Noel has written 90 percent of the band's song, sings lead vocal on perhaps one-third of them. He sings backing vocals on the songs he does not do lead and is the lead guitarist. Seeing an Oasis show in which you can see Liam, Andy and Gem but not Noel would be like going to see the Rolling Stones and only being able to see Mick Jagger and Ronnie Wood but not being able to see Keith Richards and Charlie Watts.
- Confessions of a Fanboy 002: An Evening with Oasis
- Published: April 03, 2006
- Type: Opinion
- Section: Music
- Filed Under: Music: Rock, Music: Live Concerts, Music: Alternative Rock, Music: Adult Alternative
- Part of a feature: Confessions of a Fanboy
- Writer: Josh Hathaway
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Thanks, Connie. It was a real kick in the crotch.
TicketBastard goes up against the wall when I am king.
"can i help you with anything else?"
whoa...your response sure showed a ton of restraint!
The shades of red I turned holding it in... I tell you what. Had I not been at work when I placed that call it would have been blistering.
I don't like Oasis much, DJ, but I did love your Ticketbastard story. I have a couple of painful stories myself, but fortunately not for tickets I ever actually ended up with.
I have had really good luck with getting tickets from them for some things, and not so much with others. Their attitude uniformly sucks, though.
Lisa, thank you so much for reading and commenting. I have a feeling this will not be the last time I write about Oasis. I think they are a bit misunderstood as a band because of all the bullshit they created around themselves. I think they have done themselves a disservice. The music is better than a lot of people think. I might make a fan out of you yet! =)
Thanks for reading!
I love Oasis. Cheers!!!!
DJ: I know full well how awful what you had to endure feels. I think you let TicketmasterBastard off too lightly.
Er, guilty secret, despite my previously stated and unchanged (despite your excellent defence!) opinion on Oasis, I will admit to loving "Live Forever".
Just shows every dog has its day, he wrote churlishly ;-)
Christopher, I have a special appreciation of how much that admission must have hurt. I appreciate you reading and commenting.
I think I let TB off too lightly as well. My surrender had more to do with how much more of my emotion and time I was willing to invest in the situation. The more I thought about it and talked about it, the angrier I got. I finally just decided to let it go because I did not want to carry that around with me any longer. I am still not happy about it. I will certainly think a little longer before I buy my next set of concert tickets.
Chloejazz... glad to hear from a fellow fan. I was beginning to feel lonely! =)
hey, i did admit to liking "Rock & Roll Star".
is Zak Starkey on the latest record? i could almost (i did say "almost") buy it because of that.
Zak plays on some of the tracks on the album, Tony Kirkbride, ex Proud Mary drummer plays on the others.
Gutted for you not to See Noel. Set is better with Masterplan in it now at the end of the tour then it was back in May, with no "Slow Noel" songs in it at all. Acoustic Noel is a rare thing these days. He was swapping Masterplan for Talk Tonight around a few months ago, but that seems to have stoped.
Keep up the Oasis writting, and here's to an unrestricted view next time!
John, thanks so much for reading, commenting, and the well wish. I hope for better luck as well.
A friend saw them on the Heathen Chemistry tour and they got Noel singing "She's Electric" but no "solo acoustic." I think the days of Noel, an acoustic, and a stool are about over. It's a shame because so many of the early great B-sides are in that vein (as you no doubt know). "Talk Tonight" is one of my Top 5 Oasis songs ever.
I can pretty well promise you this won't be the last Oasis piece in this series. Thanks again!
Oasis has actually offered Zak the full-time gig but don't want to put too much pressure on him as he gets ready to help out The Who on their upcoming tour.
yea, that's why i mentioned it: i saw Zak playing drums on the Roger Daltry Play The Music Of Pete Townshend tour.
he absolutley killed.
Zak can really drum. I would love to have seen the fucker play but I could hear him and have heard him on Who live thingies of late in addition to as John mentions Don't Believe the Truth. The guy is good.
Zak is by far the best drummer I've seen in any band 1st saw him for the Who a few years back at the Isle of Wight Festival and was impressed by his energy, now seen him drum at 7 Oasis gigs, including his 1st in Poole 2004, and he gets better and better, the drumming solos at the end of Rock and Roll Star and Cigs and Alcohol are now highlights of the show for me.
Also have seen the She's Electric version you talk about played.Now I've seen them more times than most people(well into double figures) and have only seen Noel take to the Stool once in an oasis headline show, again was on Heathen Chemistry tour, although right towards the end after Liam had his teeth knock out by those German Bodyguards. Where he played a slow blues version of Married with Children and the "Ryan Adams" style Wonderwall. I've also seen him play Talk Tonight and One Way Road Acoustically, when He and Paul Weller were part of the Support Act for Richard Ashcroft at a Charity gig in 2003.
As for rarities I've seen, Headshrinker at the First gig of this tour at the Astoria in London was pretty special as they've not played it again since.
Also the days of major setlist changes are over. Noel explained he didn't think it was fair to fans to keep changing it as people might miss out on seeing a song they really wanted to see.
Personally as a big follower of the band, I'd love to go back to those days, as it has become a pretty predictable set. But I'm not complaining as any time I go to see them is a bonus. I see it like following a sports team, some times they play great and it's amazing, sometimes they play Ok, and sometimes it's a disaster(like the 1st time I ever saw them and Liam was so Drunk, he could hardly stand let alone sing in tune), but when they are amazing it's a sight to behold, and that's why I go back and see them so many times. Will they play an acoustic version? or dust down an old B-side or a Definitly Maybe album track? It excites me every time
Over here in the UK, they are an insitution and brought real music back to the people in a time when music was really Sh*t. Nobody has got close to them since in capturing the imagination and doubt they will for a long time to come. Yes they might not have reached the heights of the 1st two albums in the proceding years,and they never will because those two albums were imense, and yes they shout their mouth off, but at least they something to say. At their peak in the UK they sold out 2 nights at a venue holding 125,000 each night in half a day(this before the advent of ticket "bastards") and for this tour sold out 500,000 UK tickets in less then 24 hours selling time. So people still beleive in them! They have been the Soundtrack of life and hope they continue to be. Sorry for going on, and I know they don't get the greatest press elsewhere in the world, but I could write good things about them all day. Glad I'm not the Only One!
Good work DJ Radiohead!
Sir DJ - How miserable this was for you and the Wife to Whom You are Married - and to not get any satisfaction from the tix folks.
I wish there may be a future Oasis concert for you, with backstage passes and free booze.
Thank you, Sir Mary. I would be much too afraid to go backstage at an Oasis show. The legendary asskickings and brawls... my Kung Fu sucks ass.
I saw them -- unobstructed -- in Toronto a few weeks ago and they were fanatastic. Just a good, solid, LOUD, rock and roll band. Didn't play too many songs off the new album, just the gems from Definitely Maybe and Morning Glory.
Try getting tickets from Craigslist next time.
legendary asskickings and brawls... my Kung Fu sucks ass.>/i>
No problem, I'll learn ya a few good moves.
But typing html tags will not be one of them.
my typing kung fu sucks ass.
Very nice introduction to the band, and as for the concert story- as a hardcore fan myself, I feel your pain :(.
Saw them quite a few times myself, and while I always run the 'front-row-or-death' stampede and aim for the right part of the stage just to be in front of Noel, the last time I saw them (a couple of months ago in Florence), I did manage to end up in the 1st row and to the right which however later turned out to be right in front of the enormous speaker with Noel behind it. I have of course managed to see him throughout the show, but hardly as much as I would have liked to.
You're right, coming to their show and not being able to see the Genius behind the Music is wrong in so many ways. NY without the Statue of Liberty; Paris w/ no Eiffel Tower, etc.
I do hope you get to see them again, properly, in the future and envy you for having a like-minded Oasis fan for a spouse ;).
Live Forever :)!
DJ, a wonderful screed right here. I'm sorry as hell it's taken me so long to get to these, but thank the lord, there's four new ones for me!
What a horrendous tale, though, i can only hope you'll get to see them good and proper before long. I've never seen them in any shape or form, and probably won't now. Around the time of Be Here Now i'd have crawled through the jissom o' the damned to see these fellas, the moment passed. I'd imagine they'd be marvellous, though.
I dunno what song snared me back in the day, i suspect it might have been Live Forever also.
And Be Here Now is a seriously, seriously underrated record.
Thanks, Duke, for stopping by.
Be Here Now, for me, is not a great record but does have some great songs. I think it has its moments but every one of those there is a point where he shot himself in the goober. I don't hate it the way I have sometimes let on. It just isn't all that special to me as an album. And then when I go listen to some of the marvelous B-sides from those singles I am left to wonder what might have been.


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Nice job - Josh.
I have my own collection of stories that start out with the words, "Do you know how bad Ticketbastard sucks!?" I've learned the hard way if it's a band you want to see and truly experience it's best to go through other ticketing outlets.
Sorry the show wasn't everything you hoped it would be.