AWWWW Adam......... your stupid little post has been up all day and no one has bothered commenting on it.

I guess I should've written it as a "serious" article, which it is in the guise of a satire. I might just do that next week, to see what people say. But thanks for coming back to it twice, Arch Conservative.

I like.

But don't expect your American readers to get it, most of them don't understand satire. It's a British thing.

Nicely done Adam, but don't expect people like the arch Con to have a sense of humor about their "God-King"

...but of course that's only my opinion

That would explain why gas is 2.50 per gallon?

You have absolutely no economic training.

Get real dude. You are an emotional basket case.

It is all speculation.... and it's flippin' killing any raise I've had for over 2 years.

You forget one important item; Bush can't take advantage of those reserves, because if he did, he'd be admitting that Arch Liberals were right in accusing him of that being one of his motives.

Fear not. I bet it's being pumped into huge storage tanks in Texas right now, and being held in reserve for his oil buddies to sell later when gas hits $5 a gallon.

But of course that's only my opinion

There should be hundreds of comments lauding you with kudos for one of the best satires I've read in ages. Absolutely brilliant...if it weren't true, I'd really be laughing.

Great job.

In Jameson Veritas

Spot on, Adam.

Perhaps next ol' G-Dub will fess up to where he disappeared to the last 18 months of his Guard duty...

Yeah, right. And then he'll admit what was going through his head September 11th for those seven minutes after Card told him clearly that the country was under attack, and was being shown live on television, while he just sat there like a BOOB instead of running somewhere to coordinate the defense of his country!

I'll hold my breath...

So, tell me... where is the savings at the pump?

Are we pumping Iraqi oil yet?

Is Iraq pumping oil yet?

Hmmm. I smell Bull hooey and its eminating from this article.

Nope, but if you get your head out of your ass and try again...

Jet in #9 stated
"Yeah, right. And then he'll admit what was going through his head September 11th for those seven minutes after Card told him clearly that the country was under attack, and was being shown live on television, while he just sat there like a BOOB instead of running somewhere to coordinate the defense of his country"

Like the President is supposed to run around like a chicken with its head cut off solving a crises that JUST occured, without any knowledge, reports, intel etc...

Wow... Dr. Strangelove would have launched a full scale nuclear response. Is that what you are alluding too? Is that what the "correct" response would have been? Get real. Government, business, 911 centers etc... don't run their operations like that, why should the President.

How far was AF1? How far was the President's able communications detachment. Do you think perhaps he might have had a few moments to gather some data and get a FULL REPORT?

You are simple minded to thing that the President really takes that kind of action. There thousands and thousands of people around him and within the government who were reacting. That's what they get paid for. The President HAS to wait for information. Which WAS forthcoming.

Grow up.

"Joey says "Like the President is supposed to run around like a chicken with its head cut off solving a crises that JUST occured, without any knowledge, reports, intel etc... "

Of course not, how could I be so feeble minded. IT WAS JUST HAPPENING THERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM ON LIVE TELEVISION!!!

If any NORMAL person had someone walk up to him and tell him his house was on fire, would he wait for confirmation from one of the kids??? before he got up off his ass and turned of the TV, or would he just sit there watching Pat Robertson?

If Clinton had done the same thing you'd be all over him calling him all kinds of "FEEBLE MINDED" names, and you know it, YOU ---personal attack deleted---uneducated-closed minded-hypocrite.

Anyone with any BALLS would've walked immediately to the hall and used his cell phone, or the one in his limo, but he'd have been on it immediately. I bet your admitting to yourself right now that Bush would be stupid enough not to think of those things and probably would wait till he got to Air Force One, wouldn't he?

AND YOU KNOW IT

Isn't it always the way that any feeble minded jerk can validate any argument he can't substantiate with the phrase "Grow up" at the end of it.

I truly feel sorry for you Joey


...but that's only my opinion

Jet: Let's see now. Sept. 11th -- A plane struck the WTC. Everyone thought it was an accident. Not until the second plane did anyone think it was anything but an accident. Now exactly what information did Card have when he notified the president? Nobody knew what was going on. What, exactly, did he say to the president in that brief whispered message - in front of a group of children who may have overheard him?

You are just so much in the habit of looking for an excuse to criticize Bush that you don't care whether there is any common sense in what you are saying.

I'd be willing to bet you have been repeating every negative comment you have ever heard about Bush ever since the 2000 election. I've heard the same tired, worn out lines over and over.

If you really feel the need to criticize, couldn't you come up with some original thought of your own? Or, at least, rephrase the lines you heard someone else say so that you don't sound like a tape loop?

Mr. Card said, "Mr. President the country is under attack"

Yeah, I can see how that might be misconstrued

Here's what Card really whispered:

"Mr. President, what the hell does putting food on your family supposed to mean?"

MCH 16, sounds like something kinky to me, but I wouldn't really know about stuff like that.

Well, this is darn good satire, I must say.