Stephen said to Moms, "stay at home and raise the kids" and suggests against outside interests. Mother, raising a family is a full-time job, to want another full-time career is just selfish. Sometimes when joining the workforce you have to decide between two great careers. Just remember if you choose parenting, you sign an 18-year contract upfront with no early retirement. After that, sign them up for the army because we are going to need troops. Finally, limit your kids to two and a half hours of The Colbert Report a day. He is on at 10:30AM, 2:30PM, 8:30PM, 11:30PM, and 1:30AM.

The guest last night was John Kasich, author and president hopeful of 2000. Mr. Kasich cleared up why Bush won the 2004 election. Apparently Ohioans hate windsurfers, so when pictures of Mr. Kerry windsurfing showed up on the internet, he was doomed. John (I hope he doesn't mind if I call him John) also has a new book coming out called Stand For Something, which is sure to do adequately.

Finally we come to the "Word" - oh wait, there was none! Stephen, in a show about American traditions you broke your OWN tradition. A total of 71 shows and only 70 "Words" in that time? How can you be satisfied with that kind of record? I expect two "Words" on Monday. If you do not catch up on this word deficit, you're a coward.

Question for Stephen
Jimmy Carter, horrible or the worst president?