Need to catch up? Part One; Part Two
The Pisces and the Scorpio Collide

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The Pisces picked up. He knew I'd been dating the Scorpio. Since he was doing whatever he was doing, and he wasn't doing me, I'd moved along. He had his process, which was nebulous, but he still called me a couple or three times a week. We talked astrology by now, so I told him about this guy's fancy dick, Pluto and my blown pipes.

Well, well, well. I finally saw his Scorpio Moon peep out. He said the guy would call me again for sure, and he felt I needed to lose him. He thought he was bad news.

I agreed, but how? To tell you the truth, I was a little intimidated by the guy. He was intense. I mean he liked to stare and talk about his dick for one thing, so you know... he was your basic piece of work.

The Pisces wanted to help and his Scorpio Moon knew how. He told me I shouldn't wait for the call. He said I should call the Scorpio immediately and catch him off-guard. This way, I'd have the power.

Hmm.

Then when he picked up, he said I should tell him not to call me. He explained if I waited for the call, then I'd be waiting for the call and I'd be twisted up about it. This made sense to me, so I continued to listen and he continued to talk.

"When he does call you, who knows what you'll be in the middle of? You could mess up the call and get yourself re-engaged with this guy... this dick. But this other way, you'll be clear and in control."

Hmm. "Will it work?" I asked.

"It'll work," he said. "You'll have just told him not to call, and if he's thick and calls back you've got every right to just hang up. Because you said you didn't want to talk to him and at that point, he wouldn't be respecting your wishes."

"Okay, bye."

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I made the call and it worked out beautifully. The Scorpio was surprised. He'd played his hand poorly the night before and I could feel his seething. I thought my astrology studies were going very well, even if I wasn''t finding a father for the kid I wanted to have.