Since I love you all like you were covered in Lindt chocolate truffles, here are my thoughts on the new movies coming out this weekend expressed in haiku form. Remember, I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all ee cummings-style, yo.

That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. Vehemently.

curious george
dumbass george makes mess
older white dude runs the show
does this ring a bell?

final destination 3
bad things come in threes
some death should not be cheated
time to pull the plug

firewall
ford used to smile some
now he's grumpy McAnal
hang it up, indy

the pink panther
this remake features
steve martin and beyonce
my eighth ring of hell

Drew has run his Script-O-Rama into the ground for years now, where he's still slinging out movie scripts and griping about all things cinematical on his blog.