And not only that, I can also go to his online poker site and enjoy that! I can even multi-task and watch him as Gloomius while I'm playing poker. I'm good that way.

Sketch: Steve Jones' Diary - fuzzy pink slippers and a little yellow rubber ducky named Trevor. I don't know how you talked this man into doing these spots, but BRAVO!

Next up: Piper Perabo, currently of Imagine Me & You and Cheaper By the Dozen 2. She seemed a little uncomfortable with the interview format at first, but was obviously succumbing to your charm, you naughty little pony. Who could blame her, though? Your audience does that every night. Anyway, I think it was your reference to the Blue Hole that made her smile most. I'm just saying!

Musical guest: Keaton Simons. He's a little Jack Johnson-y, but with a bit of a David Krumholtz look, and his bassists was somewhat Ben Affleck-ish. I liked. Not the Ben Affleck part, but all the rest. As I've been working my way through musical genres of late, I've been delighted to discover new artists via your show. Craig, you inspire me to look beyond my normal boundaries. That's a good thing. Most of the time.

Anyhow, the show was the perfect return to the regular no-tie format for you. Your heart was lighter and you were freer to joke around. When you acknowledged the response of your fans, you were genuine and so very humbled by their condolences. You had to know we'd feel for you, Craiggles! You are adored by millions.

That about wraps it up for the evening. I'm looking forward to the next show.

Until next time!

Your cheeky wee monkey and saucy little minx,

Joanie

Check out The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on CBS, Monday-Friday, 12:30 AM, Pacific. If you can't stay up that late and/or refuse to record the show, you can always catch up on the monologues and skits on the LLS website.

About the author: Joan Hunt adores Craig Ferguson. However, she is not a stalker, despite what the restraining order says. She lives many miles safely south of Los Angeles and CBS Studios. She spends her days watching Miami Ink and sketching Craig's face over and over again until she gets the perfect design for Ami James to tattoo on her ample rear end. Yes, we are well-aware that this is likely too much information for the general public, but this is why she is beloved by tens of people.