Armpit-sniffing, back-scratching, hot, steamy jungle fun would be a spam comment on any other post

This explains the reasoning behind American perverted culture and rap videos with thick ass hoes.

HAHA Great post. That's just the way to wake up and start the day :)

and I was going to wax my back this afternoon, instead I'll go look for some monkey love. :P

I think women are just f*cking strange. My wife told me in the past that when she was at the zoo and lions were getting it on, it was arousing. I shoved that thought into the deepest recesses of my mind, but here it comes back to me again. Also, from my experience, most women are bi. While all men's arousal come from need to f*ck someone hot, women get turned on by all things sexual.

wow so many happy thoughts all in one place bi women lions getting it on monkeys getting it on fu*king i mean wow along with mass woman orgies how could u go wrong? :P

Lol, the humor on this thread is mind blowing. Monkeying around is good for the soul don't you think?

"And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
everyday you see quite a few
so you see it's all up to you,
you could be better than you are
you could be swinging on a star"

Bing knew how 'cosmic' the monkey adventure could be.
;)

If you put a million Shakespeares in a room with a typewriter, they will eventually type all the lyrics to the Monkees.

i got it.. ill bring some bitches to the zoo let them watch monkeys fuck while they get all turned on.. then ill take em back to mine and fuck them all!!

Bwhahaha my idea is genius i tells you!

this is the worst post iv seen why post this trash? its not funny just crap

Get A life, no really

Omg and Dude, get the monkey off your back and spank it!

Where the fuck is the evidence to back up this claim about women getting turned on my monkeyfucking? Is there some research paper? Why hasn't the writer cited any studies? I reckon he was sitting there with his girl watching national geographic, a bit of monkey lovin' came on, she got a bit horny, and so now he's decided that all women are turned on by it.
Oh, and fuzzy nipples, it's not just women who are mostly bi. most guys have OCCASIONAL fantasies about other guys when they're jerking off. What does that tell you (apart from the fact that I'm a queer poofter homo sissy pansy fag)?

If you read the post carefully you'd see the link- follow the trail and you will see who conducted the research and belonged to which university.

And FYI I am a woman and the only time I see national geographic is with my three year old

Incredulous, when words on the interweb are blue, they indicate a link. When you follow that link, in this case attached to the words "monkey sex," you'll find this article, which gives some of the details. Admittedly, you might have to click on more link (the blue words, remember) to find even more details, like "The study, conducted by Meredith Chivers of the Center for Addiction and Mental Health and J. Michael Bailey of Northwestern University, was published in the October issue of Biological Psychology."

And there you have it.

Phillip, men like you remind us that chivalry isnt dead or is it a common Texan quality? ;)

what a weird study....

SP, I'm a Texas transplant, so I guess it's my family more than where I live. :-)

You sure your last name isn't Bush?

the problem is, ive read this, tried to get my girl to watch monkey porn and she slapped me, then dumped me (sadface) so i gues its back to trying to get women with good old fasion human porn ;)

i love monkeys

YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL WRONG.

The animals in that video are CHIMPANZEES, not MONKEYS. Look closely at them. Do you see tails? Go read the definitions and differences between chimpanzees and monkeys.

So really, this thread is about hot Chimp "Love".