An Interview With UFO Phil
Published January 07, 2006
KingKRool: Why? How do they do that?
UFO Phil: Can you keep a secret?
KingKRool: Yes.
UFO Phil: They have a special license from the FCC. It's a MCQ license and it costs extra. Plus, I think they had to take a test. Anyway, because of their special power, it really helps me to get my message out to more listeners if I focus on calling in to shows like that.
KingKRool: On your website, you say an Alien named Zaxon visited you and spent three nights at your house. How do you know he was a good alien? What are some signs? After all, he could've been using you in some way when you were asleep.
UFO Phil: Anything Zaxon did while I was sleeping would be fine because I know I can trust him. You can tell Zaxon is a good alien because he is blue. Bad Aliens tend to be red. Neutral aliens are usually green... but green aliens can also be bad. Whatever the color, it's best to perform a scientific test on any alien who visits you, just to be sure.
KingKRool: What's your take on grey aliens? Good or bad?
UFO Phil: They are usually green aliens that are sick.
KingKRool: Are we all safe from alien invasions? What should we do if we if one ever comes?
UFO Phil: We are never safe. Buy a gun. My song called "Martian Hunting Season" can act as your instruction manual for this.
KingKRool: What should we do if one of us gets abducted?
UFO Phil: Can you keep a secret?
KingKRool: Yeah.
UFO Phil: If it's a good alien, just relax and take what's coming. If it's a bad alien, run as far as you can... which won't really be far actually, 'cause they usually zap you and strap you within seconds. After that it's all a blur and you don't really feel it. Until you wake up, anyway, then it hurts like hell.
KingKRool: Have you seen a picture of Brian Peppers? Think he's an alien?
UFO Phil: I know he's an alien. He's an alien who tried to fit into a human costume but it ripped. We should take up a collection to buy him a new suit. Either that or you could just volunteer to let him use your body.
KingKRool: Any words of wisdom?
UFO Phil: Bad Aliens Really Stink.
A big thank you to UFO Phil for doing this interview!
- An Interview With UFO Phil
- Published: January 07, 2006
- Type: Interview
- Section: Culture
- Filed Under: Interviews, Music: Pop, Sci/Tech: Internet
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..:::grabs a pillow:::...
you kinky grrrl...but...ok
Excelsior!
Gonzo, I can't help it the alien chip has turned me into a nymph....ehehe
must have been the extra spicy salsa kind...
but i digress
..:::applies pillow, and then...:::..
Excelsior!
....gets arrested as was Senator John Morton in the movie- Rising Sun
hey now..i am MUCH more careful than that
never hurt that SP...well, nothing permanent at least...>weg<
nuff said?
Excelsior!
This is one of the finest interviews ever, anywhere.
I shall be bitterly disappointed if someone doesn't come up with a quality CotD on this thread.
your Wish is granted...
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Excelsior!
Gonzo -- If I could only spell Renaissance Man, I would give you a compliment. First, you upset me with your political views, then bowl me over with your knowledge on religion, then come up with a statement like comment #10. You made my day.
why SonnyD...that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me this year!(so far at least, but it IS only 8 days old)
i try not to be one dimensional, and i am very glad to hear that my mad peckings at the keyboard have provided you with such a wide range of emotional experiences
you know i live to Serve...
Excelsior!
CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET??
ummmmm....
nope
Excelsior!
Think UFO Phil has some other chips missing...
You mean besides the Doritos?
UFO will be hosting his own web-based radio show Saturday 2/4/06 at 10PM EST !!!!! Go to www.ufophil.com to hear it.
Phil is doing another show at thereisnoradio.com this Saturday night 2/25/06 at 10PM EST
I love these shows! XD
My God but I do love UFO Phil. His new video called UFO Transmissions is da bomb fo shizzle.
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He He He..... I can't stop laughing!! Someone put a pillow on my face