http://blogcritics.org/ A sinister cabal of superior bloggers on music, books, film, popular culture, politics, and technology - updated continuously. en Copyright 2005-2007 by the authors Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:36:03 EDT http://backend.userland.com/rss Blogcritics.org custom software http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-734627 No autographs please 734627@blogcritics.org Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:36:03 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-734624 No autographs please 734624@blogcritics.org Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:32:59 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-734622 Another answer for the secretary's Error: She mailed her resignations, when she returned she was dismissed. 734622@blogcritics.org Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:32:02 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-734621 RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! 734621@blogcritics.org Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:28:06 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-734619 Another answer for the secretary's Error: She mailed her resignations, when she returned she was dismissed. 734619@blogcritics.org Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:27:37 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-724484 for Home Too Soon, the man had one of those floating houses that is surrounded by water. he went sucba diving, and he returned home too quickly. Because he returned home too quickly, he got the bends, and died because of it. 724484@blogcritics.org Sat, 7 Jun 2008 18:27:36 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-715342 i think im silly 715342@blogcritics.org Sun, 4 May 2008 06:40:36 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-640172 btw, heres one. A man died because his number was 88 too big. How come? 640172@blogcritics.org Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:30:31 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-640171 The man returned too soon because he lived in a houseboat. He was diving at a deep level at the time and suffered a serious attack of the bends coming up because he was too impatient. 640171@blogcritics.org Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:26:13 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-640169 The woman was passing out parking tickets. The bank robber just laughed and threw away the note. The Bolivian couldn't read it and also threw it away. The priest was the only one who could be sad about his own sin. 640169@blogcritics.org Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:23:47 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-606335 THREE NOTES: The woman works in the bank asn she is deaf. So to each person in the cue she writes"i am deaf.How can i help you".The robber is robbing the bank and The Bolivian is a tourist who cannot read english so they both take no notice of it. The priest is very sad upon hearing her news and pities her. 606335@blogcritics.org Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:35:08 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/12/28/201752.php#comment-564524 Did I mention already that there are several answers that would apply to each of these? Also, that I would like to hire a secretary that can figure out how to mail something and have it arrive the same day! 564524@blogcritics.org Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:34:13 EDT