White Stripes Nation Manifesto XI: "There's No Home for You Here"
Published December 19, 2005
LM: Public decency is right. Ain't no room for plastic hoebags up in HERE!
GA: Perhaps Mariah could still be of use to The Revolution.
LM: What, staff concubine for the Generalissimo?
GA: I'd like to find a more respectful way to say that.
LM: There's no respectful way to say that. Besides, I don't think we have enough Lysol for that, and I am so not putting up with the smell. This revolution is clean, classy, and disease-free. She can just get on out of here with that trashy plastic face of hers.
GA: Thus, the moral of this song is: It's White Stripes Nation — love it or leave it.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
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- White Stripes Nation Manifesto XI: "There's No Home for You Here"
- Published: December 19, 2005
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- Section: Music
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Now, onto the important stuff. This is one of my favorite songs from my favorite White Stripes album. Well done noticing the British sensibilities on Elephant. They managed to broaden their sound without losing their identity. Great, great song and album.
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Bravo! Bravo!
The read was entertaining as hell. I have started banishing people to Camp Mimi myself. I fucking love that! The role reversal was nice, too. Most of the time, GA provides the Hammer and LM the glove. This time, LM is bringing the hellfire hatred. Some great one liners in there, HRP.
As a candidate for Secretary of Defense of The People's Revolution let me say, "GA, we can find you a better piece of trim than Mimi. Drive her from The Realm forthwith.
I hear Renee Zellwegger is available again.We'll keep working on that. Perhaps LM could give us a list of acceptable nominees for us to... vet.