Blogcritics: Comments on Movie Review: Flightplan and Proof: Blondes, Grim and Dreary

Comment by Alan Dale

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:44:22 EST

Thanks, Jamal, for the compliments. It really would be infinitely better to have Uma Thurman as Dietrich--esp. in her Henry & June mode. Paltrow is all wrong, but the one ray of hope I got from reading all those horrible interviews is that she said she was producing the movie but not necessarily starring in it. I did see 2046 and "masturbatory" is a great term for it, except that it makes it sound like it would be fun, which I can't say it was. I'm not a Wong Kar-Wai fan. Gorgeous lulling visual style and no narrative traction. I can't remember the stories or characters or even the stars (or titles). I can't even remember which ones I've seen all the way through and which ones I've walked out on.

Comment by Jamal Sledge

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 13:05:57 EST

Hey Alan, First, I'd have to say great review, as always. Only if more critics could be as educational and witty as you in their reviews. I agree with Aaman that I didn't see the parallels with "The Lady Vanishes" until you pointed them out as well! And thank God I'm not the only person who isn't a big fan of Paltrow! It's really quite disturbing to see critics fawning over her while ignoring how much of a crushing bore she is. And what's more shocking is that so many critics fail to point out that she's nothing but a mechanical actress with no soul. But can you believe she's going to play Marlene Dietrich in an upcoming biopic? Poor Dietrich; she's probably rolling over in her gave as we speak. I always felt if anyone could play Dietrich (or Garbo, for that matter) it should be Uma Thurman. Anyway, I wanted to know if you've seen Wong Kar-Wai's "2046" yet? I'd love to hear your opinion on that film. I've read nothing but rave reviews and yet I can't understand why. I felt it was masturbatory in style and it just couldn't support the thesis Wong was working with. Maybe I'm wrong. Talk to you soon.

Comment by Jamal Sledge

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 13:05:22 EST

Comment by Alan Dale

Thu, 10 Nov 2005 18:14:20 EST

Hey Aaman, Thanks for the comment. I think it was the breath on the window that made me realize about The Lady Vanishes. Gave me a point of focus for my carping, anyway. What's up with Paltrow? This could start a brushfire here on Blogcritics, I suppose, but does anybody like her? I don't know anyone who can stand her and the critics who praise her don't sound like they actually like her but rather like they think they should. She's so classy, and all that. Every time I hear or read something she's said, I can feel my arteries harden. If she were fun to watch I wouldn't care.

Comment by Aaman

Thu, 10 Nov 2005 02:07:57 EST

Interesting post, Alan - I didn't see the parallels with The Lady Vanishes until you pointed them out. Gwyneth is just so Gwyneth