Odd note: Both Blethyn and Sheridan were born in February.

Final guest: John Roy, comedian. He did a great bit on Goths and the end of summer. "You can't look like a vampire in shorts. And no one makes scary sandals." The routine was good and a nice way to end the show.

Speaking of ending the show, the Cow of Time...how on earth did you come up with that? Seriously. I like cows, really I do. But for ending a show? And, what's up with your fascination with furry critters? Wait, let me guess. It's all about your animal magnetism, isn't it? Ahhhh! I get it now.

Until tomorrow, Craigsy!

Your cheeky wee monkey and saucy little minx,

Joanie

What's the best thing about going to bed each night with Craig? Check out The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on CBS, Monday-Friday, 12:30 AM, Pacific, and see for yourself. If you can't stay up that late and/or refuse to record the show, you can always catch up on the monologues and skits on the LLS website.

About the author: Joan's fascination and adoration of Craig Ferguson is little more than silly fantasy, with a dash of lust, the likes of which are common amongst single 39 year-old women. She lives many miles safely south of Los Angeles and CBS Studios. Her ultimate fantasy man wears a kilt, plays the blues, and pays off her student loans. Oh, and he does windows.