Winokur's an utter delight! She's definitely a guest I'd love to see on the show again, but only if you have her on first. Her energy is incredible! Plus, she had no problem talking about Pam Anderson's nipples. Any woman who can talk about someone else's nipples is cool with me.

Well, the Cow of Time has mooed and it's time to move along. I have much to do and little time to finish it. I apologize for my sporadic attention to all things Craig Ferguson. Craigsy, you know I adore you, but sometimes life gets in the way. Namely kids, fundraisers, and health. The little things, if you will. Right. So, then. Until we meet again, Captain Craiggles!

Your cheeky wee monkey and saucy little minx,

Joanie

Want to spice up your bedtime routine? Check out The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on CBS, Monday-Friday, 12:30 AM, Pacific. If you can't stay up that late and/or refuse to record the show, you can always catch up on the monologues and skits on the LLS website.

About the author: Joan's fascination and adoration of Craig Ferguson is little more than silly fantasy, with a dash of lust, the likes of which are common amongst single 39 year-old women. She lives many miles safely south of Los Angeles and CBS Studios. As with most things, she must be experienced to be appreciated fully. Eh, get your minds out of the gutter! That's not what we meant.