Modern Pea Pod's Halloween 2005 Mixtape
Published October 28, 2005
16:17 - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds: "The Lyre of Orpheus"(5:36)
Of course, between KISS, AC/DC and a host of pentagram-metal acts not represented here, it's easy to forget that fear is hardly the sole property of the long-haired and the leather-clad. Its roots are, indeed, ancient, and leave it to the Prince of Darkness himself, Nick Cave, to remind us of this. Megan explains: "Maybe I've spent too much time reading Ovid, but shit, Greek myths can be scary as fuck. And with Nick Cave's gift of mixing menace and bombast with gospel choir on this song, you can't help but feel the creepiness of a lyre whose sound can kill women, detonate birds, and cause rabbits to commit suicide."
(Available on Abbatoir Blues/The Lyre of Orpheus)
21:53 - The Pixies: "Wild Honey Pie"(1:51)
Simply put, Black Francis had the most hair-raising scream in the business. Here's a particularly visceral example. Or as Dan puts it: "If this reviewer were a homicidal clown, this would be his theme music."
(Available on Pixies at the BBC)
23:05 - Prince: "Bob George" (5:36)
Megan: "This song is creepy enough just because every 'character' is played by Prince - including, thanks to some creative pitch-shifting, an abusive, deep-voiced man who threatens Prince's manager throughout the song...then pulls a laser on the surrounding cops. The best part of this song, though, is after that skinny motherfucker with the high voice listened to it again, he thought it was evil and inspired by Satan, so he refused to release the Black Album." The rest, as they say, is history.
(Available on the Black Album)
28:41 - Jandek: "You Painted Your Teeth" (3:08)
Megan: "Okay, let's say you decided to surprise your friend by painting your teeth. Then, your crazy-ass boyfriend named Jandek comes in and threatens you with a knife and a gun. He becomes hysterical and starts vocalizing both sides of the conversation. And then, he tells you you're gonna die. Six black horses and a really bad percussionist later, you're in heaven (or hell) because YOU PAINTED YOUR TEETH."
(Available on Telegraph Melts)
31:49 - Dr. Octagon: "Girl Let Me Touch You" (3:40)
Now that we're out of Jandek's dentist's office from hell, isn't it about time somebody wrote a song to address the horrors of a gynecology appointment gone kinky? Jon thinks so: "'Stretch your stuff with latex/My strategy is rough.' Kool Keith is the worst gynecologist ever. Only he and The Automator could pull this freaky shit off.")
(Available on Dr. Octagonecologyst)
35:30 - The Oblivians: "Final Stretch" (3:52)
And as we near the close of our mixtape, here's a little tune about nearing the close of something else: our own miserable, doomed sinner's lives. Megan: "Greg Cartwright takes on the role of fire and brimstone preacher throughout the pulse-pounding Play 9 Songs with Mr. Quintron. Three-fourths chilling apocalyptic street corner shouter, one-fourth scream straight from the inside of his soul that makes every hair on the back of your neck stand up. You know hellhounds are chasing him around every corner in this song with every anguished scream and plea to God."
(Available on Play 9 Songs with Mr. Quintron)
- Modern Pea Pod's Halloween 2005 Mixtape
- Published: October 28, 2005
- Type: Opinion
- Section: Music
- Filed Under: Music: Classic Rock and Oldies, Music: Alternative Rock
- Writer: Modern Pea Pod
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Good list, wrong song from The Who.
Boris the Spider.
El Bicho: No kidding? I think I'll note that in the article, thanks for letting me know.
Matthew: Yeah, "Boris the Spider" definitely occurred to me, but I ended up deciding it might be cool to throw in something less people have heard. Just for variety's sake or whatever. Actually, it might have been cool to do "Whiskey Man." Maybe next year...
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And thank you
- Temple
Haha, good to see old Jandek on there.
Surely it's fitting that this post is below a review of a Helloween album.
Perhaps Phantom of the Opera by Iron Maiden?
Or Cemetary Gates by Panter?
Just a suggestion.
Jandek, oh yea!
another good Jandek 'tune' for this would be "Down In a Mirror" from "Chair Beside A Window".
lyrics:
We can't deny there are spirits in this house
You shut the door, the wind closes two more
I laugh a dark laugh, you smile and think about it
You'll come again I'm sure you can't refuse
yikes.
Aaron: sadly, metal is one category in which the Modern Pea Pod's expertise falls short. We're all much too fey and timid to handle the testosterone. Hopefully someday we'll get somebody on the staff who knows metal...as long as we don't have to meet him in person, because I for one am already afraid of his tattoos.
But yeah, it just isn't Halloween without Jandek. I think that's something on which we can all agree.




you forgot to mention that "Night Prowler" was said to have inspired serial killer Richard Ramirez, which adds to the creep-out factor