GA: Womanchild, I was all up in that punk rock while you was still up in your mommy. I'm OG-- or perhaps just old. Either way, respect my authori-tah!

Also, respect Jack's authori-tah as one who — like Jesus — came not to bring peace, but a sword. The lyrics further outline the blueprint for the revolution to come.

Sugar never tasted so good
Sugar never tasted good to me
Yeah

Until her eyes crossed over
Until her mind crossed over
Until her soul fell next to me

Now
If the wrinkle that is in your brain
Has given you quite a steam
Your fingers have become a crane
Pulling on these puppet strings

The intoxicating sugar candy of revolution never tasted as sweet as it should until the proletarian monkey gave her soul to Jack and the revolution. Now she has become as a God, pulling the puppet strings, making politicians and captains of industry do our revolutionary bidding.

LM: I'll give something to Jack White... is "soul" what the kids are calling it these days?

GA: Restrain your lustful thoughts, womanchild. Jack White is the leader of a revolutionary movement, and he does not have time to indulge your whoredoms. Besides which, Jack needs to remain chaste, protecting the purity of his essence and preserving his strength for battles to come.

LM: Get with the times, Albert. A little sugar never damaged any modern revolution... at least, not any worth having. And ain't nothing wrong with purity through a sexual higher consciousness. But this isn't just coming from my, dear friend — take another look at the lyrics. Where you see the puppet strings of power, I see desire and flirtation.

Sexual innuendo is old hat when it comes to the blues. All the good old music is full of it, and the White Stripes leave no stone of the blues unturned. All I'm saying is, it works! And what better way to convince the masses than to get them panting for more?

All I can say is... I got your sugar right here, Jackie boy.

GA: Alright then, the monkey is ready for rock and roll, dope, and humping in the streets. I say that's too much monkey business.

Plus, we got barricades to man. So get out and kill a commie (or a Nickelback fan) for mommy (or Meg), and we'll be back soon with another communique.

Viva la revolution!

See the beginning of WHITE STRIPES NATION!

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LegendaryMonkey Alisha Karabinus provides the inner voice of sweet reason for evolved primates at Sudden Nothing.

Al Barger plots the overthrow of the government and his continuing crusade for Moorish dignity at More Things.

THIS IS WHITE STRIPES NATION!