Back by popular demand, here are my thoughts on the movies coming out this weekend, expressed in haiku form. Remember, I use lower case for everything, because I bust my haiku all e.e. cummings-style, yo.

That sound you hear is e.e. cummings turning over in his grave. Violently.

domino

oh, oh, domino
too much crammed in tony sco'
rather watch true ro'

elizabethtown

cameron crowe copies
garden state lite with lightweights
great soundtrack at least

the fog

clark kent vs. mist
pg-13 is for punks
gimme the real deal

Drew originally posted this babble at Drew's Blog-O-Rama, where he can be usually be found kvetching about movies and pop culture. He's also spent almost ten years (!) providing free movie and television scripts online at Drew's Script-O-Rama. Because really, what the world was lacking was another whiny bastard who fancies himself a witster, and how could society truly function without free access to scripts like Donnie Darko or transcripts to movies like Garden State?
Edited: PC