Former Education Secretary and lifelong gambling addict, William Bennett, seen here not saying anything stupid, but thinking it.

WASHINGTON D.C. (PoopyCaca.com) - President George W. Bush has announced that his mother, Barbara Bush and former Education Secretary and high roller, William Bennett will lead a new White House racial sensitivity initiative.

William Bennett, stated on his syndicated radio show, "If you wanted to reduce crime, you could — if that were your sole purpose — you could abort every black baby in this country and your crime rate would go down."

On September 5th, former first lady, Barbara Bush said in a radio interview regarding the hurricane Katrina evacuees in the Houston Astrodome, "So many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."

These statements were the basis for the president's decision to choose the two to lead the racial sensitivity initiative, according to White House Press Secretary, Scott McClellan, who answered critics during a press conference.

"For anyone to suggest that a former Education Secretary and a former first lady are racists, or that they are not racially sensitive, is ridiculous. These two individuals are more than qualified to head this new initiative and for anyone to suggest otherwise could be seen as being racist," McClellan said.

"My mom and Bill are both good people, with good hearts and I know by looking in their eyes, they are the right people to lead my new initiative," President Bush stated as he boarded Air Force One to have a picture taken with an Apple Pie in Peoria, Illinois, which was baked using alternative energy.

The initiative called, "Operation Care About Colored People," will utilize public service announcements, print advertisements and radio ads, featuring William Bennett and Barbara Bush, which will promote racial sensitivity.

Mrs. Bush and Bennett will talk about their own experiences with racial sensitivity and how racism has effected their lives in a Fox News special, hosted by former child star and Cashcall pitchman, Gary Coleman.

Asked about the president's new racial sensitivity initiative, Coleman said, "I think it's a great place to borrow money."