Meet the Cast: Donald's Apprentice
Published September 12, 2005
Randal is so impressive that they could just give the job to him right now. Seriously. Unless the guy turns out to be a total dweeb in person, he's got to be the one to beat. Five degrees, including one from Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar. A track and field champion. The CEO of a multimillion dollar firm. And a great list of favourite books, in keeping with his status as Proud Black Man. What can I say?
Rebecca is tough not to like. An over-achieving teen who became an investment banker, then an advocate for disenfranchised children, she now works as a financial journalist. Come on... she's adorable! She also has great, no-nonsense answers to the dumbass Q&A. "That's a silly question" she replies to one. And as for which Apprentice candidates have inspired her? "I don't know enough about them". Brilliant.
Toral goes one better than Rebecca with answers, if that's possible. She even beats James in the brevity stakes. So brief that she didn't even answer the desert island question. Bold! A multilingual multi-millionaire, she also smells like trouble - she certainly doesn't mince words. Very promising in the conflict stakes.
By way of conclusion, let's have a look-see at those desert island answers:
Wants luxury/conversation while presumably waiting for rescue
Alla
Brian
Felisha
James
Josh
Kristi
Markus
Melissa
Rebecca
Thinking forward to getting off the island
Clay
Jennifer
Jennifer W
Mark
Marshawn
Randal
Strangely apathetic
Chris
Plans on setting up own reality show
Adam
Abstained from answering
Toral
Using this cunning system, I'm going to pick Clay, the Jennifers, Mark, Marshawn and Randal as stayers. And Adam gets points for being sassy. If I turn out to be right, feel free to hire me to perform psychological testing at your company. That's if I can do it in my pajamas. With Doritos.
Can't get enough teletart? Plenty more wild speculation where this came from.
- Meet the Cast: Donald's Apprentice
- Published: September 12, 2005
- Type: Opinion
- Section: Video
- Filed Under: Culture: Humor and Satire, Video: Reality TV, Video: Television
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Ordinarily I would let a flippant reference to Ayn Rand pass, but I must comment on the half-century-old slander that interest in Ayn Rand is a phase that the young pass through and grow out of.
There certainly are people who have dealt with Ayn Rand that way. They are initially thrilled by the novels, they think they understand what she is talking about, but they are eventually disillusioned when they fail to learn how to apply these challenging ideas to their lives.
Ayn Rand's philosophy -- called Objectivism -- is not for dilettantes. It requires study and thought over a period of time -- probably years -- to fully grasp how Ayn Rand arrived at her conclusions, why they apply to all mankind, why you should make these discoveries part of your life, and why our culture desperately needs Ayn Rand's philosophy. And those who fail to understand should not blame Ayn Rand.
I agree it helps to be young when you start studying Objectivism (since there is that much less to first unlearn), but youth is by no means a prerequisite. For those who commit to reality and reason as their guiding principles, the door is always open at any age. But don't stop with the novels! There is much more to be learned.
At least I am glad that the post included the Ayn Rand Institute's URL www.aynrand.org. I recommend it to anyone interested in seeing how Objectivism is growing and why it is crucial that it does.
Ayn Rand is mindless pop philosophy for ineffectual, introverted white males who don't know anything about philosophy or literature -- it's a shortcut to ideology for sheep who want to worship the status quo as a transgressive act (oooh, selfishness and capitalism!). No serious academic takes her horrible books and fascist fiction seriously.
I've written far too much on this site already about why Rand and Objectivism are silly tripe.
Why are there so many Ayn Rand libertarian douchebags on this site? I guess it has something to do with the Internet-ness of it all, that's my brilliant theory.
That is all.




Hi, Here's Toral's answer to the final question that was taken off the NBC site:
Who would you rather be stranded on desert island, Donald, Geroge or Carolyn?
I WOULD TAKE MY CHANCES FLOATING IN THE SEA.