Lupin had an overflow error

Snipe only shops at Wal-Mart

and thus he was safe

from the heir of the dog

until he met a crazy

wizard on Cortisone who was

Tesco's manager who bit his

wand which caused Hermione to

misread the recipe for Ron's

cosmic love potion that makes

men immune to veela. Then,

Voldemort appeared grinning deviantly from

between the legs of the

his girl friend who was

startled Crookshanks who had a

cheating with the Whomping Willow

then JKR put her pen

no one needed to know that

in the ink and continued writing

dodging thrusts from the Willow

then lying on the floor

Just then Hogwarts' bell rang

from voldemorts pocket was a

was a horcrux which was

the crux of the horn

badger it must of been from hufflepuff

voldermort and harry started a mighty

chest-fight, joined by Hagrid

evry game that was lost

they had to stip of

an item of clothing. harry

pulled off his tartan socks

which he got from mother care

because reading made him suicidal.

Voldemort pulled off his purple

penis, scaring Harry so much

because it was removable, so

Harry waved his own wand

conjuring King Missile, who sang

about being detachable. Voldemort then

to ensure his own would

sprung the smelly curse on

all the males of Hogwarts

at the same time as

Hermoine developed a sinus headache

probably from a free-floating

neophyte's cruciatus curse cast recklessly

virus spread by that slut

or perhaps just the dampness

caused by two muggles in

the heat of nasal sex

and all its gooey goodness

erupted volcanically, blanketing the countryside

Luckily Tesco carried wipes, so

some goo was collected for

Madam Pomfrey's mucus research, which

snoopy Hermione couldn't keep her

paws off of, so she

got that bloody headache, and

smashed the research data, ending

any hopes of averting a

pre-sneezing itchless spray, which

would chase the dementors away.

Snape, sodden and sad appeared

evidently smelling of freshly spilled

maggot-rodent asparagus-inspired soup

hair oil, and then he

separated Harry and Voldemort, saying

"Lest you think that I

had anything to do with

the meddling and increasingly petulant

cat-fighting between Ginny and Hermione,

I am totally gay, man.

"Gay? As in happy or

am in love with your

son, harry, and would like

knowledge of obscure Oi records

your death eater friend, malfoy

so that we could make

love to each other in

in the ministry of magic

serenaded by a cabal of

whilst Skrewdriver songs of yore

mama is a whore who

loves blast-ended skrewts for

dessert with a side of

Hagrid hot and so sweaty

[Time Out: That might be the most disturbing five words I've ever read!!!

Okay proceed... if you must...]

Okay proceed... if you must

Potter cursed the online spoilers

as Filch spied midnight toilers

and snape appeared in boilers

busy making headcheese out of

Giant Steroid-fed meaty broilers

, each of whom had seventeen

that were Colonel Sanders' horcruxes.

At which point Hermione confessed

and the walls slowly bled

from were hermiony had,had

Her first kiss with Ron

casting grave doubt upon the

legitimacy of potter's relationship with

legitimacy of potter's relationship with

the price of AD's

earwax on the open market that

could coz deadly

outbreaks of pink shirts that

mrs weasley knited useing

some unusually dangerous gnomes. They

can only be defeated by

a coalition of hippogriffs, aided

by one big fat

sorcerer's stone, unfortunately unavailable this

side of the Pecos

except on alternate Tuesdays

in leap-year Februarys. Ron

fell off his broom and

picked up Voldemort's wand, which

was actually made from the

nosehairs of an Angora goat

that had been fed only

guano from Dumbledore's phoenix, which

slowly fellated Gary oldman's oily

crisps that felt very

tasty, and then McGonagall said

"Oh no! I forgot to

pay social security for my

undocumented migrant goblins that clean

hippogriff mucuous from my

painting of the Dark Forest

Cake Hagrid made me for

my coming-of-age party that

no one came to!"

the almost-headless ghost crashed

Just then, Robert Smith appeared,

out of breath and dishevelled,

and cried out: "Cover your

ears, my face is exploding!"

And with those words, he

ran to join the Mermans,

who were celebrating Ethel's birthday,

with algae cake topped by

for which was the last

unicorn droppings and wormtail's obnoxius

sounds and smells they emit

due to their diet of

Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.

Ron congested that and phlegm's

Sold by unicorns in the

Garden of Doubt, contained within

the chamber of secrets

in a realm filled with

Hidden deep up voldermorts ass, but

in a realm hidden deep up

hargrids sweaty

hippogriff's saddlebags. Then, suddenly,

Hagrid pulled out his long

overcoat, which was enchanted to

cover him AND the giantess

as she had gained so

much weight from holiday feasts

her bloated girth rivaled Hagrid's

goblet, which runneth over with

pumpkin juice accidentally spiked with

tabs of acid procured from

from a goblin wearing a

turtleneck sweater with slogan emblazoned

jacket made of aragog hairs

S**** is a Death Eater.

Hagrid had ten acid caplets and

He works for Karl Rove.

Therefore he is able to

conjure vile enchantments that produce

cloaking spells that hide the

foul deeds of his master

truth of Snape's horrible

halitosis, ridiculed mercilessly in his

mouth-obsessed horrorshow dreams, his

enemies' blog, Harry Potter and

The Sorcerers Stoned, literally because

boxer shorts with red hearts

the Hogwarts hookah was popular

Hermione is so desirably

annoying when she snogs thestrals

with consent of Ron who

actually preferred to snog

Harry instead of Hermione, because

he's a mixed-up little wizard.

Whose wand goes both ways

So anyway, the next day

Rowling's editor said "not with"

standing the adulation of fans,

odd, because fans are inanimate

,except, of course, at Hogwarts,

were michael jackson had just come to

shop at the Public Market for

several new pairs of gloves,

since his old ones were

still in harrys bed from last night

where he had left them when

he was making harrys bed after they

had dinner at the local

millenium dome where he said

i am going to have u licking

"Your nose looks pretty good"

the next day they were

playing a magic air guitar

and having it off

with crookshanks so that

scabbers got jealous and

joined in but his ears

attuned to Punk'd on MTV

So Ginny turned off the

cosmic monitor, which was adorned

by fleur with her ass in

Ashton Kutscher's jockstrap and bloomers

but her ass was

invisible. Harry said to Hermione,

"Baby, how many times I

gotta tell you not to

gotta bend my wand before

overcook those waffles, because now

those waffles are fit for

feeding to Malfoys." Dobby said,

adding that, "My former masters

played air guitar while listening

would take a paddle and

shamelessly and disrespectfully mock Sir

smash a house elf like

a totten banana against Voldemort's

huge rotating

butt... of cigarette filled with

bargepole that was connected to

the guitar amplifiers." Dobby wept.

"I hate that song - it's"

too like the veelas' wail,

but so long fudge shuts-up

I'll listen to it, unless

Harry Potter needs my assistance.

Just then he heard Harry

some 1 take a crap so

the plumbing test can commence."

Then the Fat Lady started

To clean Dumbledore's clogged pipes

with a wave of her

Firebolt 2000 so that he could

throw away his Metamucil and

Let loose his flaming bowels

which gave birth to the

real Harold Potter, a judge.

At the next quidditch tournament,

for the qudditch world cup

The wizard world's Holy Grail

won by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

but sundenly a giant ant

sent Harry an email that

smaoked marajuana till and

sorry thats ment to be

smoked marajuana and

exploded,being very bad spam

that could cause an illness that

propagated the email magically to millions

Hermione in the sky with diamonds

kissed Lucy and made her cry

and lucy took out her

dog for a walk, where

mr barty crouch was laying an egg to

clone a blue Rumanian dragon

because he liked Dragon blood

as a bracing palate-cleanser

especially after kissing Michael

with his fortified pumpkin juice addiction

that was to overpowering for

anyone to stand, let alone

suck. Evolution having proved that

squirels cannot dig for

Bott's Beans, and Michael cannot

treat Neverland like Dumbledore does Hogwarts

. "Still," Harry said, "this situation

calls for an enema,"

he firmly decreed. Unfortunately, Percy

already shat in his pants

thanks to his brothers, who

were victims of Dumbledore's sweaty

phoenix invading their shop and

buying weapons of magical destruction for

idiocy, vengeance, and world domination.

charlie made out with fleur

The Beaslys never made such

as harry really get scared

and shat his pants and

Wiped the excrement off with

Moaning Myrtle's flow of tears

that were as light as

Draco's desicated and whithered nutsacks

Harry looked down an to see

that his pizza had melted

to his dik and got

stuck against his pants, making Michael

Jordan upset because he thought

he would be the 'chosen 1'

so he

pulled out his ball and

slapped jordan with them to

teach him some wizarding sense

btu they just

put some old 'Mae West's in a boat.

where they sandwiched some inferi

and it got rockin' HOT

Until Harry's banana just split

And cherry juice spilled on the

edge of Hermione's

wet, creamy,

Georgia O'Keefe painting

that looked amazingly like

Jessica Simpson after her brainectomy

that made no difference to her

huge uncontrolable breasts that

were stuffed with

small mountain garraffs that

suked on ron's

Wand, mightier than a sword

eliminating any hope of

faster than a Firebolt. Meanwhile,

harry's cherie juice was

curdiling over with excitment because

he slapped a gibbon on

the rumpas with satisfaction of

i meant rump

of exreme pelvic thrusting to

motivate JKR write a better story but

Meanwhile, Snape was quite bewildered

his pants were

singing "God Save the Queen"

She's a skanky Ho"

and making him breakdance while

Hagrid slathered him in oil

and got bukbeak to

flap his wings to cool

prof. Magonagals ass.

Her overheated donkey, returning from

Shagging Snape so slippery slick

then, suddenly, Lily Potter came and

i mean when**

harry was on the loo

Studying for the Excrement Exam

that made u feel constipated but

Lily told Harry, "Michael is

harry's partner and hermione's boytoy

This makes him somewhat confused

as to who to enter

scratch 350. I meant----

***regarding who to enter first

in the publisher's clearinghouse contest

,where the prize was a giant

with a strong, handful, erectile

After four hours calling hospital

,robes not yet laundered,

Dumbledore dived into the frothy

pool of tiny swimmers who

were all having sex with there parteners

Snape getting caught on Hagrid's

locks. But that was fine

until aunt pertunia stripped to show

the tan she had acquired

whilst naked in Malfoy's arms

making bellatrix jealous who believed

that she was hotter than

a Jalapeno in heat, thus

her spiderman #2 comic got all

there was much rejoicing. ... Yay ...

ignore David R.Marks comment coz it doesn't even make sence.

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pool of aragog venom when

harry fell in love with

A young Leicester Square hooker

with magic undergarments that could

open with a single bite.

Suddenly, Umbridge burst in

and bellowed, "What is this?"

while pretending not to look.

when she really was looking but

it was hard to avoid

the round, pink, suck-worthy, hard

lollipops she was limply holding

arse Hagrid was quietly inspecting

the inner membrane of the

boobs that malfoy was

using as punching bags that

were still attached to dumbledore's

wand were flapping and rotating

like big flapping rotating things but

when malfoy hit "bull's eye"

the nipples sexually jiggled giving

firenze a sore eye but

Malfoy a sense of accomplishment

"Enough of this," Malfoy sighed,

my wand's getting tired. Could

you please put it in

a jar of cold cream?

Slughorn leered lasciviously at Padma

as he placed the wand up

against Snapes' snivering twit face

and said 'u think ur

something special, but you're not."

Professor Snapes gave an angry

fart that echoed as far

the bog where Hagrid skinny-dipping

suddenly struggled to breathe easily.

mcgonagal was sitting on

harry while lap dancing

But something just came up

she was pregnant with

aragogs babies but they

all looked like Snape so

she must hav done somen with

snape they were at it for 24hours

but he couldn't get it

up on the down staircase

so he slide mcgonagal of his knees to

to polish his kiltie loafers.

next morning harry woke up

and found ron given him a

green dildo which he

used to clean his

wand which was covered in