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450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey

Written by Brooke Lee
Published July 08, 2005

While the rest of the world is busy fretting over the London bombings or scrutinizing the G8 summit; a gaggle of sheep, who obviously have been watching too much CNN, threw themselves off a cliff thanks to good ol' fashioned mass hysteria.

From the Associated Press:

ISTANBUL, Turkey - First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported.

In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, the Aksam newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher and the fall more cushioned, Aksam reported.

"There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted," Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of 26 families whose sheep were grazing together in the herd, was quoted as saying by Aksam.

The estimated loss to families in the town of Gevas, located in Van province in eastern Turkey, tops $100,000, a significant amount of money in a country where average
GDP per head is around $2,700.

"Every family had an average of 20 sheep," Aksam quoted another villager, Abdullah Hazar as saying. "But now only a few families have sheep left. It's going to be hard for us."

SHEEP 1: Would you jump off a cliff just because Habib over there did?

SHEEP 2: Habib jumped off a cliff? I am so there!

SHEEP 1: Hey wait for me!

Sheep, so easily led.

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450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey
Published: July 08, 2005
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Writer: Brooke Lee
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#1 — July 8, 2005 @ 19:36PM — Tan The Man [URL]

Fun stuff...

#2 — July 8, 2005 @ 19:41PM — H.W. Saxton

Maybe they read the Spin Top 100 list?

#3 — July 8, 2005 @ 19:43PM — H.W. Saxton

Needless to say, but they are likely having one heck of a Lamb Shish-kabob party tonight!

#4 — July 8, 2005 @ 19:44PM — Cerulean [URL]

That is so weird. Maybe something was chasing them. Or maybe it's an early sign of armageddon.

#5 — July 8, 2005 @ 19:46PM — Tan The Man [URL]

I laugh at comment 2.

#6 — July 8, 2005 @ 20:03PM — Lisa [URL]

Too funny...

Too bad there wasn't a giant vat of mint jelly to break their fall.

#7 — July 8, 2005 @ 20:11PM — H.W. Saxton

They're going to need about 1800 of those little paper hats should they decide to serve Leg O' Lamb tonight.

#8 — July 8, 2005 @ 20:16PM — Brooke Lee [URL]

Well I'm not going unless I'm promised some lamb osso buco.

#9 — July 8, 2005 @ 20:17PM — Matthew T. Sussman [URL]

I heard it took a while to count all the sheep.

People kept falling asleep in mid-count.

#10 — July 8, 2005 @ 20:52PM — cheryl

What's with the sheepherders? Why didn't they get off their buts and go 'herd' them instead of sitting there watching?

#11 — July 8, 2005 @ 20:55PM — ernie

They are 'herded.' They are all in one place now and they don't even have to keep an eye on them.

#12 — July 8, 2005 @ 21:24PM — Bennett

Damn, those are the most expensive sheep I've ever seen!

$100k for 450 deaders? Even if all 1500 were "wasted" (how's that?) it's still above top dollar for sheep.

#13 — July 8, 2005 @ 21:58PM — Ernesto [URL]
#14 — July 8, 2005 @ 22:13PM — Bennett

Thanks. Like reading a Marvel Comic Book...

#15 — July 8, 2005 @ 22:17PM — Silas Kain [URL]

They were Democrat Sheep and saw the handwriting on the wall. Wooly Bully played in the background. Hmm, a flock of sheep falling to their death because they lacked a shepherd. There's something metaphorical in that. Requiem aeternam, little sheep.

#16 — July 9, 2005 @ 13:08PM — DrPat [URL]

There is truly nowhere a sheep will not follow the bellwether.

How do you s'pose slaughterhouses get the sheep to march up to ramp to their doom? They lead the bellwether (the lead sheep, usually female) - and where she goes, the others follow.

The real trick is to lead the bellwether - she usually knows exactly where she wants to go, and you haven't seen stubborn until you've tried to lead her somewhere else...

#17 — July 9, 2005 @ 13:11PM — andy marsh [URL]

The comment in the post that cracked me up was the one guy saying...there's nothing we can do, there all wasted! I had this immediate picture of Jeff Spicolli jump in my head!

#18 — July 9, 2005 @ 13:21PM — Al E. Oop

"I may be on the lamb, but I ain't no sheep"...

#19 — July 9, 2005 @ 19:20PM — Nancy

They must be figuring insurance companies or the U.N. are going to ante up money to replace their sheep, hence the incredibly high estimate of value. Gosh, I love lamb marinated in yogurt & garlic, & then grilled over charcoal! With lots of really good basmati rice!

#20 — July 9, 2005 @ 19:57PM — gonzo marx [URL]

gyros?

newsflash :turkey...call goijng out, village in desperate need of rotisserie and yogurt sauce

on a side note, Serta looking for new outsource for TV spokesheep

film at 11

Excelsior!

#21 — July 9, 2005 @ 21:16PM — Dave Nalle [URL]

Actually, that's only $220 a sheep, which is less than the value of a mature wool producing sheep here in the US.

Dave

#22 — July 9, 2005 @ 21:26PM — H.W. Saxton

Two words: "Lamb Biryani". Yummmmmmm.

#23 — July 13, 2005 @ 09:50AM — Bill

Wow did they even make the wrong sheep the Bellwether.I know the Bellwether can be stubborn at times and only go where it wants to, but I still think that it wouldn't jump off a cliff unless it was being chase or maybe it was very sick.Or maybe the sheppards conspired to have her chase or throw off the cliff to collect some money?Who knows.A mystery for now.

#24 — July 13, 2005 @ 10:20AM — Nancy

This is awful. I should be feeling sorry for those poor animals, but all I can think about is roast lamb...I've lost my moral compass in mint jelly.

#25 — December 25, 2005 @ 20:16PM — Deep Waters

do you remember The Bible, and Jesus when he sent demons out of a man to several pigs, they jump off a cliff?

#26 — November 16, 2006 @ 16:49PM — kristofer

i agree. jesus pushed them off the cliff.

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