Hours after four deadly explosions rocked London's transportation system, Prime Minister Tony Blair responded from the G8 Summit in Scotland. Joined with him were several leaders from supporting nations. Noticeably photoshopped was Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin.

Quick to insert Martin's well-known "I have to pee" image, was the Federal Minority Government's Minister of Photoshop, Alfonso Gagliano (news).

"I still have my honor within this Federal Government and I feel it is important to associate the PM's image with Mr. Blair's, especially in this tragic time," he was quoted as saying.

When asked where he actually was when the now slated "Conference of Vigilance" commenced, Paul Martin exclaimed, "I had to take a huge shit."