Blogcritics Comments on Things to Be Proud of On This Memorial Day

Comment by Secret Rapture

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 13:03:30 EST

My Inaugural Address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions! At: http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/spaceman Your jaw will drop!

Comment by Mark Schannon

Tue, 31 May 2005 23:11:31 EDT

That's terrible. Oh, you heartless conservatives. To make fun of things like that. It's...it's...it's simply symptomatic of the complete moral decay among conservatives today. Making fun of that poor bull is soooo beneath you, Dave!

Comment by Dave Nalle

Tue, 31 May 2005 22:41:29 EDT

>>Whoa...did you see that??? A huge chunk of the sky just fell onto my front yard, taking out a group of Earth First fundraisers. What to do? What to do? Oh, life is so unfair.<< Actually, natural disasters killing earth firsters is positively poetic. Like the Peta woman who was gored by a bull while trying to put a condom on it. Dave

Comment by Mark Schannon

Tue, 31 May 2005 22:35:49 EDT

Sorry...been away over the weekend, so couldn't participate. Gonzo, apologize for the downer...tried to introduce some humor, but obviously failed. Bad idea to rip one's own head off...when you put it back on, since you can't see, what if you put it on backwards? Leoniceno--yeah, but whose rapture? You better not be talking about dirty stuff like sex, drugs, and rock & roll...on the other hand, it'd be cool to go back to those wondrous days of yesteryear. And Dave, Dave, Dave, thank you. I did forget those pesty leftists. Whoa...did you see that??? A huge chunk of the sky just fell onto my front yard, taking out a group of Earth First fundraisers. What to do? What to do? Oh, life is so unfair. Where's that damn rapture when I need it?

Comment by gonzo marx

Mon, 30 May 2005 02:25:33 EDT

>hands Mr. Nalle a fiddle and a bust of Nero< Excelsior!

Comment by Dave Nalle

Mon, 30 May 2005 02:17:52 EDT

You forgot to mention all the leftists running around screaming 'the sky is falling'. I'm always thankful for them. Dave

Comment by gonzo marx

Mon, 30 May 2005 02:11:01 EDT

damnit Mark....i was expecting "Funny" and all i got was an "E" ticket to the Kingdom of Fear then Leoniceno tosses in the whole "Rapture" bit... aaaAAAaarrRRRrrRRRrrRRrggGGGggGGhhHhhh!! >insert sound of ripping own head off< and here all i wanted was a quiet day and to fire up the hibatchi... gee.... thanx buddy.. {8^P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Excelsior!

Comment by Leoniceno

Mon, 30 May 2005 01:21:29 EDT

Yah, sure, Mark, but look on the bright side: the Rapture is nigh.