OPINION

The Ponytail League Conspiracy

Written by Parker Owens
Published May 25, 2005

I'm loving another summer watching my daughter play ball. My only goal is to get through it and remember the game dates and what day I bring the snacks. And of course, I want them to be safe and have fun. I'm happy with the minimum, y'know?

My daughter's goals are to make a play during the game and not strike out. She is also very concerned about the color of her socks, and getting the jersey tucked into her shorts just right so the logo shows correctly.

We have basic goals. It isn't the world series, after all.

Grandpa, on the other hand, is stressing out. I have to listen to his commentary throughout each game. "The ball throwing machine's a piece of junk," he declares when the ball pitches wildly. He sighs in despair every time they miss a play or there's a strikeout.

Jeez Louise, these are only little girls. Why is it so important? There's a reason they don't keep a tally, but every game I'm aware of the 'score' by the parents sitting near me, who feel the need to add it up every time a girl makes it home.

During the game yesterday, they lost. They were out-matched. The other team had older girls. Luck of the draw I would think, if not coached by grandpa. He thinks that the coaches have handpicked their teams in some smoky back room. Some have plotted to get the older, more experienced girls in order to dominate throughout the softball season.

"A ponytail league conspiracy?" I ask. The humor is lost on him, but my mother laughs. I'll never understand why the ball games are so important to some folks. It's just a game. At least I thought it was when we signed up.

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The Ponytail League Conspiracy
Published: May 25, 2005
Type: Opinion
Section: Sports
Filed Under: Culture: Family and Relationships
Writer: Parker Owens
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#1 — May 26, 2005 @ 09:52AM — bhw [URL]

I've been pretty lucky so far with my daughter's t-ball and soccer leagues. Both are specifically designed to be instructional, noncompetitive leagues, which is how it should be for 5-7 year-olds. So far, the parents have been pretty good about staying relaxed, but one mother shouted at her son the other night for "fooling around" while chasing down a fly ball. The kid is FIVE. God forbid he have fun.

#2 — May 26, 2005 @ 09:57AM — Eric Olsen

so far so good with our 5 year-old daughter in t-ball. She has been warming up to the skills part of it and has done pretty well with paying attention during the games. She is even startign t osee the value and importance of practice. Even though they don't keep score, she says they win every game

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