The Sith Are Upon Us!
Published May 18, 2005
Today is the last day that I can conceivably avoid spoilers for this last Star Wars film. I think I have done a good job staying away from early reviews and spoiler sites and friends who have played the game and read the novelization. It can be tough when the media onslaught is huge and there have been so many pre-release screenings and such. The most I have done is see the trailer and various commercials and checked out the figures.
Anyway, I am not sure why I started to write this. I guess I just wanted to get some last Star Wars related thoughts out of my head, so please forgive if I ramble or become incoherent for any reason.
The Star Wars saga began nearly 30 years ago, 28 to be exact, with the culmination of all that was good about independent cinema. It simultaneously helped to usher in the age of the blockbuster, along with Jaws. I was quite young and not yet ready for the movie experience. I am not sure when it was that I first came into contact with the universe. I know I saw Star Wars at some point in the early 1980's. I know I had a collection of figures which were routinely abused by yours truly. I also remember my first experience with Empire Strikes Back was while standing in line at a haunted mansion just before Halloween, what year? I don't know. It was being projected on a big screen while we waited forever to get in. I was enthralled by the Imperial Walkers at the beginning. Return of the Jedi was the only one of the original three that I saw theatrically, and loved every minute of it, even the goofy Ewoks.
I had the previously mentioned figures, some vehicles (I never did have the Millenium Falcon or a TIE Fighter), the story books, the sheets, and probably other stuff I don't remember.
From those early years the love affair began. I watched the films many, many times on VHS tape and on broadcast television, back when the networks still showed quality films on a regular basis. Then in the early 1990's talk started picking back up about the prequel trilogy, taking us back to show us how Darth Vader became evil, what Obi Wan was like as a young man, how th Emperor came into power, and I became giddy at the prospect.
Then something else happened, also in the early 1990's. There was a resurgence in interest in Star Wars novels. With that came the phenomenal, my opinion of course, Thrawn Trilogy from author Timothy Zahn, these three books remain the pinnacle of plethora of Star Wars related novels that this spawned. The three books (Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, The Last Command) were incredible. They were set a few years after the events of Return of the Jedi, Han and Leia were married, Luke was trying to get the Jedi order back in shape, and the remnants of the Empire were trying to back what was there's. Leading this resurgence is the last of the Grand Admirals, Thrawn. Sadly, my memories are fuzzy, it has been years since I read them. Anyway, if you haven't read them, do so.
- The Sith Are Upon Us!
- Published: May 18, 2005
- Type: Opinion
- Section: Video
- Filed Under: Video: Action, Video: Adventure, Video: Animation, Video: Fantasy
- Writer: Chris Beaumont
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Strangely, in preparation for the Sith, I ordered the first two DVDs and actually am not finding them that bad as I originally did, even Jar Jar Binks
Christensen got way better toward the end of two as he got his darkness on, and I expect that trend to continue into III. I'm finally holding out hope that III will give the old school fans what they want.
It sounds like you're about my age, Chris. I saw the original Star Wars in the theater, though I was so young I barely hold the memory.
In any event: you say you loved every second of Phantom Menace but then claim it has a "strike" against it? What gives?
I thought PM was awful, and Clone Wars just okay.
I really hope Lucas pulls off Sith... and I'm finally hopeful that he will.
When I saw it in the theater I absolutely loved it. But upon closer inspection and sunsequent viewings my esteem has dropped. I still enjoy it, but I find more and more things that bug me.
Christensen's performance really did ruin Ep.2. His "wooden" performance made the already incredibly short romance much more unbelievable. Beyond the romance, he really destroyed the plot of Anakin's mother death. This is a pivotal point in the series. The first clue Anakin has that the Jedi, for all their goods, are not about saving lives. With Lloyd's portrayal of an excited Anakin winning a pod race, Christensen seems stoic (emotionally if not in action) about his mother's death. To be a little fair, this scene was probably cut down to avoid a more restrictive rating, but as it was shown, Christensen's acting was unconvincing.
I really enjoyed -- for as dark as it was -- Christensen's portrayal from his mother's death onward. You could (finally!) see why he was cast. He was dark and conflicted and could kind of shed off the woodenness that conflicted his performance in the first half of the film.
I just saw episode 3 yesterday, it was so great, I was reading up about the 100 episode series and was wondering if it will have the same actors that were in the movie.
I wouldn't think so, at least not the majors. Perhaps secondarycharacters. I would expect to at least see Temeura Morrison.


Christopher Beaumont spends much of his time writing about entertainment when he isn't sitting in a movie theater. He is known around the office as the "Movie Guy" and is always ready to talk about his favorite form of entertainment and offer up recommendations. Interests include science fiction, horror, and metal music. His writings can be found at 








Chris Beaumont writes:The love story portion was awful, and the dialog was still rather poor.
Reply: While not a member of the legions of Star Wars devotees(I have seen the movies but did not have the figures, bedsheets, etc), I really hope Hayden Christensen can "amp up" his performance for the finale. He was dreadful in Episode 2. I haven't seen that wooden a performance in years.
I hope you have all your expectations fulfilled. I think George Lucas is not only a visionary but a marketing genuis.
Cheers,
Ron