http://blogcritics.org/ A sinister cabal of superior bloggers on music, books, film, popular culture, politics, and technology - updated continuously. en Copyright 2005 by the authors Tue, 17 May 2005 03:01:47 EDT http://backend.userland.com/rss Blogcritics.org custom software http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/05/16/100204.php#comment-153940 We liked your satire. We were just being smartasses in return. Hense the attempt at a wink. We love you! (See, it's already working with the ladies!) 153940@blogcritics.org Tue, 17 May 2005 03:01:47 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/05/16/100204.php#comment-153783 I should have ended mine w/an "LOL"; I did think it was funny. Alas, a smile or grin doesn't show online. 153783@blogcritics.org Mon, 16 May 2005 18:53:52 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/05/16/100204.php#comment-153758 Jeesus... This was a satire specifically aimed at... oh, hell, nevermind. 153758@blogcritics.org Mon, 16 May 2005 17:47:54 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/05/16/100204.php#comment-153746 Good luck getting the ladies. I'll let you pretend you know lots about them ;) 153746@blogcritics.org Mon, 16 May 2005 17:31:03 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/05/16/100204.php#comment-153739 A lot of your bathroom ones sound good alone but in comparison, the bad that they have to deal with as a result of avoiding the male problems with the bathroom are probably worse. -They don't have to shake, but they require tissue to wipe (which isn't always at hand). -They supposedly don't have crap and urine all over their public restroom, but that bowl is still dirty, therefore they have to some how manage to seemingly sit over the bowl without actually touching it, and do so long enough to perform the deed. -They don't get their organ caught in the zipper while drunk, but they can and have pissed in their own panties while squatting over the toilet when drunk (true story, recently happened to a friend of mine--it ain't pretty). Oh and I thought the female orgasm was a myth. 153739@blogcritics.org Mon, 16 May 2005 17:28:37 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/05/16/100204.php#comment-153622 Even I know at least half these things aren't true, and I'm certainly no expert on women. Or... maybe I am. Maybe it's time I stopped being shy and started asking more women out on dates. Maybe all this time I've harbored an unsuspected secret power to know what women want, and what it takes to make them happy. ... Nah! Besides, this week I'm way too busy, what with the new Star Wars movie premiere and all. 153622@blogcritics.org Mon, 16 May 2005 14:28:00 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/05/16/100204.php#comment-153593 What you don't know about women is going to kill you someday. 153593@blogcritics.org Mon, 16 May 2005 13:24:55 EDT