OPINION

Why I Am So Hyped About Revenge of the Sith

Written by Michele Catalano
Published May 09, 2005
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The most shocking or surprising emotion I felt during this film experience is that... I don't want Anakin to become Darth Vader.

Knowing what happens next, after RotS, I imagine there will be so many moments when I'll do the equivalent of the horror movie thing - don't open that door! - but unlike a simple horror movie, I know what's going to happen. I know Anakin will "open that door" because I know what comes after, yet I imagine I'll still be upset to see it played out.

I always take every Knowles review with a grain of salt. He's the Drudge of movie reviews, with his supersized font and grandiose way of presenting things that are otherwise mundane. Of course he's going to gush over RotS, I expected nothing less. But it's not the review itself that is making me anticipate this movie more than ever; it's that Knowles knows what I know, feels what I feel, is experiencing something that every Star Wars geek - from the guy who stands on line for 40 days in a Vader costume to someone like my son, who discovered the films later on and can't name all the planets and creatures but still has this passion for the story - is going to experience; the closure we have been waiting for, the final piece of the puzzle, and then, probably, a very melancholy sort of sadness, the same that happens when you turn the last page on a book you didn't want to end, when summer ends, when friends move away and you realize you're never going to see them again.

Yes, it's only movies. It's only make believe. But these are stories and characters that have been part of my life, part of my vernacular for 28 years. This is going to be so bittersweet in a way, not just because of the ending of the Star Wars movies but because I know what's going to happen in this movie, I know how things are going to turn, how they are going to go bad, and while I can't wait for that clank sound in my head, when it will be like two train cars hooking together, when everything makes sense and one film flows into the other, it will be both satisfying and sad.

Perhaps, though, I will finally be able to get George Lucas to let go of my soul.

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Michele is from Long Island and writes about two of her favorite things - punk rock and fast cars -along with her better half at Faster Than the World.
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#1 — May 9, 2005 @ 11:24AM — Jon Bulette

i was raised on the force, too. however, the last two star wars movies were so abominable that i've completely lost interest in this rediculous franchise.

#2 — May 9, 2005 @ 11:39AM — P . Calmitta

I agree - Lucas has trashed a perfectly good story with rotten acting, terrible script and no engaging plots.

Sorry I saw the first three - starting when I was 14. The last two films were horrible.

Lucas blew it and established a new level of mediocrity - and even that's an exaggerated compliment.

#3 — May 9, 2005 @ 12:09PM — Dustin

I think the latest Star Wars movies contained all of the epic themes that the earlier "sequels" had. What has changed is our expectations, the fact that many of the original viewers have grown up over the last 30 years, and we have been desensitized to the grandness of Star Wars due to the adoption of film making technologies that the first Star Wars films made popular. I love all of the Star Wars films, including the most recent, for their ability to spark the imagination and hit on themes that we can all relate to. The first 3 films focused on a good vs. evil dynamic which struck a chord during the cold war era, and now the theme is about child development, focusing on Anakin's character.

#4 — May 9, 2005 @ 12:13PM — pdizzy

To this day i don't understand the Prequel bashing that has occured for the past years. Yes, they were not as good as the 1st trilogy but they were still Star Wars movies and they were still entertaining! Yes, I skip over the 9 minute pod-race in Phantom and 9 minute speeder chase scene in Clones, but seeing Qui-Gon fight Darth Maul and Yoda pull out his lightsaber, or multipule jedi fight on Geonosis!?!? Come on yall, it was amazing to see! Stop hating, Revenge of the Sith might even top some of the originals!

#5 — May 9, 2005 @ 12:14PM — the swimmer

Shock and suprise, the movies you saw at 14 were "awesome" but the movies you see at 34...not so much. What a jerk. These are movies that inspire children Sorry it didn't have enough t&A and cursing for you Mr. Grown-Up man!! I laugh at your patheticness.

#6 — May 9, 2005 @ 12:25PM — Best one come in 14 days

Ah, I see old age has taken away the imagination of the Force. For you who happened to see the 3 originals in the theatre and dismiss the spectacle of the Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones - do not understand the entire story.

You want to bash the new movies with bad acting and screenplay - but there wasn't any. It is that simple.

RotS is going to be amazing - probably the most liked by myself. So in order of liking it will go: 3, 5, 2, 6, 4, 1 - and yes I know that the third will be the best.

Retrace your Force history and recapture the brilliance of the first trilogy by going to the best of the series - Revenge of the Sith.

#7 — May 9, 2005 @ 17:54PM — Matt

I cannot believe the koolaid drinking Lucas devotees. If Clones had been just Lucas taking a shit for 2 hours, you guy would still be slobbing his knob. The last 2 movies were the most over-computerized movies, and they looked like shit.

And Lucas is a fricking retard for fucking with the first three movies.

I'll think of him always as an opportunistic whore first, and a filmmaker second.

#8 — May 9, 2005 @ 17:58PM — Temple Stark [URL]

Jeez, Matt, here's how it works.

It's a film - OK series of films. People either enjoy it or they don't.

#9 — May 9, 2005 @ 18:19PM — Matt

Temple--so should we blow up film criticism/music reviews/book reviews etc because people either "like it or the don't"? Isn't that what the comments are for? Someone says the last 2 movies suck, and then someone says, "No they don't, they rule". And then someone else (me) says they do, in fact, suck, and so does Lucas.

I thought that's how it worked.

#10 — May 9, 2005 @ 18:27PM — Temple Stark [URL]

Well how about starting with not calling people kool-aid drinking nob-gobblers. That'll go a long way.

(Although if you had put that together as "kool-aid drinking nob-gobblers" I may have laughed because that phrase is just funny.)

I don't know (m)any "retarded" people - to use your word - who are as rich or as imaginative as Lucas. Yep, the plots are fairly weak - but they do touch on the big keystones of literary tradition and thought.

And there's a big up side - they're enjoyable films.

#11 — May 9, 2005 @ 18:28PM — michele [URL]

Yea, but you were just a little strident, don't ya think?

Fact is, I hate George Lucas. There's a reason my blog is number one on Google for "George Lucas is a fuckwad." I hated I and II.

But I also know that this movie is going to be good FOR ME, despite Lucas, simply because it's going to make the story finally come full circle.

And I've read over a dozen reviews already and not a single one of them was negative.

#12 — May 9, 2005 @ 18:30PM — michele [URL]

Oh, and if Lucas pulls this off and RotS is as awesome as I hope, I will gladly gobble his nob while drinking his Kool Aid.

#13 — May 9, 2005 @ 18:40PM — Matt

I don't recall saying anything about ROTS. I am looking forward to seeing it, for the exact reasons you say, Michele. I am pleased to hear that initial reviews have been almost universally positive. I just cannot stand people dismissing someone who was disappointed with the last 2 movies ala comment 5. Sometimes you need to be a little strident.

And George Lucas is a self-hating retard for fucking with the first 3 movies. Perhaps the rest of his life is normal, but there is something clearly wrong with someone who cannot leave well enough alone. He should be psycho analyzed, and them lobotomized. You need only listen to that abhorrent song inserted into the end of Jedi, plus the insertion of Hayden Christiansen into the vision Luke sees.

#14 — May 10, 2005 @ 11:35AM — stickrust

Just thought I'd add my two cents... I was able to block out what I did not like with Episode I. But not so with II. He just lost me. The acting was SO bad. The romance so unbearable. And...then... the thing they did with Yoda. Oh god. It was a nightmare.

I suppose I will see the new movie, sometime, maybe on video. Or something. I don't know.

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