OPINION

Time Traveler Convention - You Only Need One

Written by Eric Olsen
Published May 06, 2005
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You can also make an absolute commitment to publicize the convention afterwards. In that case, bring a time capsule or whatever it may be to the party, and then bury it afterwards.

Cool - how many parties can you publicize after the fact? On the other hand, "Unfortunately, we of the present (2005) don't have time travel, and so we only have one chance at observing the convention," writes Dorai. "If the time travelers don't leave us their secrets, we won't be able to go back in time and see our convention in all its glory unless it is publicized in advance."

Good point, although my head is starting to hurt.

And if I am from the future and wish to attend? "Come as you are! No dress code whatsoever. We do request that you bring some sort of proof that you do indeed come from the future, and haven't just dressed like you do. We welcome any sort of proof, but things like a cure for AIDS or cancer, a solution for global poverty, or a cold fusion reactor would be particularly convincing as well as greatly appreciated."

Hey, sports scores for the next ten years or so wouldn't be bad either.

"If you subscribe to alternative-world theory, then time travel makes sense at some level," MIT mathematician Erik D. Demaine told the NY Times. "The universe is inherently uncertain, and at various times it's essentially flipping coins to make a decision. At any point, there's the heads version of the world and the tails version of the world. We think that we actually live in one of them, and you could imagine that there's actually many versions of the universe, including one where suddenly you appear from 10 years in the future."

Or not. Planner Dorai calculates the odds of a time traveler showing up at he party between one in a million and one in a trillion. But stranger things have happened: we all exist, don't we?

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Time Traveler Convention - You Only Need One
Published: May 06, 2005
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#1 — May 6, 2005 @ 12:43PM — DrKronos [URL]

Umm, It's still on then? I mean, after everything that's going to happen between now and tomorrow.

Oops, gotta go, time is pressing. Must run

#2 — May 6, 2005 @ 12:44PM — Eric Olsen

Dr K, don't tease and run

#3 — May 6, 2005 @ 12:54PM — Aaman [URL]

Interesting picture at the bottom of the page - the machine from Napoleon Dynamite, lol

#4 — May 6, 2005 @ 13:04PM — Victor Plenty [URL]

Gosh!

#5 — May 11, 2005 @ 04:32AM — Eric Berlin [URL]

I'm so setting my alarm clock for this in 2038.

Great story.

#6 — May 11, 2005 @ 05:17AM — Leslie

OOOOkay - obviously certain people haven't heard anything about a paradox! Duh! Were time travel possible, and let's pretend it is, if the occasional time-traveler decided to pay a social call to our esteemed year, 2005, they'd atleast have enough brains to NOT show up to some event welcoming time travelers!

#7 — May 11, 2005 @ 08:58AM — Eric Olsen

So how did it go? Update: The convention was a mixed success. Unfortunately, we had no confirmed time travelers visit us, yet many time travelers could have attended incognito to avoid endless questions about the future. We had a great series of lectures, awesome bands, and even a DeLorean. We regret having had to turn away visitors, but there were capacity restrictions governing Morss Hall. Thanks so much to the dozens of people who helped.

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