OPINION

Why Scott Savol Sucks - In Simple Easy To Read Terms

Written by Dawn Olsen
Published April 14, 2005

I just can't f*ucking believe that Scott "chip bigger than my ass" Savol is still allowed to exist on the AI dime. I mean really already, NEVER, EVER, has there been a bigger tool go so far on so little with such a horrible EVERYTHING.

Nadia may be a little to "eccentric" for America, what with her blinding beauty, je ne sais quoi, ecclectic taste, gorgeous style and incredible singing voice - but what does that make Scott? A little too "felonious," "wide," "pitchy," "creepy,"
"falsely confident?" Honestly, the list is endlessly negative.

Worse of all, Ohio is being blamed for this massive failure (pun intended). Look I don't want to go all fat joke on Scott's enormous ghetto-panted ass, as we know, in the end the size is irrelevant. Think Ruben - not a small man, but a really cheerful, sweet, good-natured, kind and charismatic man.

Scott is the anti-Ruben, sucking all goodness, joy, charisma, and soul from any room he is exhausting of oxygen.

He is mean, grumpy, sullen, full of squinty, beady-eyed glares (apparently America likes beady eyes: President Bush) - but dammit, I don't. I like my eyes big and full, heck even googly eyes are better than those damn beady eyes that they keep trying to behind queerly tinted glasses.

The most appalling part of the show last night was when Scott was declared safe and rather than a classy and quiet declaration of relief, Scott practically spikes a football in the face of America and his fellow contestants. It was a hideous display of what lies beneath his girth: hatefulness.

In the past, anyone declared safe would at least reserve some respect for the remaining person - he is such a worthless motherfucking pig (not a reference to size this time). NO class this guy, ZERO.

As the talented Nadia wept and composed herself, a backshot of Scott glaring confidently, no wait, defiantly, er make that smugly, was juxtaposed against the chivalry of Seacrest (he gave Nadia his tie to wipe her tears) and all the others giving her warm and sincere hugs.

I hate Scott - he reminds me of O.J. Simpson and Scott Peterson - full of false bravado, arrogance, disdain and ultimately contempt for the opportunity given a low-life like himself.

And the most insulting part of this whole thing, is how far this neanderthal has been allowed to go with his unredemptive ass. Sure he won't win, but every week he gets voted through, another more talented, less assholish person is forced to go home.

America, wake up and smell the domestic assault. Is this the kind of loser you want representing America?

Scott Sucks - now quit voting for him you cracker, wifebeater-tank-wearing, cheap-beer-drinking, trailer-park-living, rusted-bucket-driving, Wonderbread eating, paycheck-lottery-betting assplugs.

Dawn Olsen is a veteran blogger who proudly supports the guy who publishes this awesome site. She's also an avid reader of high quality tabloid fare, enjoys gardening and scatological skywriting.
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Why Scott Savol Sucks - In Simple Easy To Read Terms
Published: April 14, 2005
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#1 — April 14, 2005 @ 09:48AM — Keefer

You took the words right out of my mouth... Thank you Dawn.

#2 — April 14, 2005 @ 10:00AM — Mark Saleski [URL]

who the heck if voting for this guy?

dat's what i want to know.

#3 — April 14, 2005 @ 10:00AM — Eric Olsen

rock it Dawn, agree on all fronts, baby

#4 — April 14, 2005 @ 10:13AM — Dawn

argh, I am mad and I am not gonna take it anymore!!

#5 — April 14, 2005 @ 10:19AM — Eric Olsen

agreed Mark: who in THEE HELL is voting for the lumpy turd? All I can figure is the oafish lout vote is a power to be reckoned with

#6 — April 14, 2005 @ 10:31AM — Paul Roy [URL]

Jeeez, do you actually know this guy? Sure, he comes across that way on the show, and he is a convicted wife beater, but....OK, I concede your point. His obnoxious shout-outs to Jesus is what annoys me the most.

#7 — April 14, 2005 @ 10:34AM — Eric Olsen

Paul, it is best to keep all arms and legs in the vehicle when Dawn is in full rant mode

#8 — April 14, 2005 @ 13:00PM — Temple Stark [URL]

Well, I would have put this on Advance, but then i would have had to drain all the flavor out of it. I believe ya babe.

#9 — April 14, 2005 @ 13:14PM — Bill Bacon [URL]

Dawn, you're repressing your feelings again. You know that's not healthy!

#10 — April 14, 2005 @ 16:07PM — Natalie Davis [URL]

I wouldn't have worded my thoughts the way you have, Dawn. But OH do I agree with the basic sentiment. I really thought Savol was going home last night -- I mean, he SO blew chunks with the Hall and Oates song on Tuesday -- but, well, this is America, after all. Of course people here would support a Scott Savol over a gorgeous, talented, nonconformist. In a way, I would like to know who is voting for that, um, misguided fellow child of the creator. But then, I suspect I already do. Another reminder to avoid the masses...

#11 — April 14, 2005 @ 16:42PM — Shirl

I am starting to wonder if people aren't voting for lard-ass out of contempt and just because they want to be contrary. It would really backfire in the producers' faces if Scott's sorry ass went on to win this thing. After all, Paula thinks he's fantastic. But then she needs to be voted off the show too.

#12 — April 14, 2005 @ 16:43PM — Eric Olsen

Paula has relative levels of "fantastic" and Scott is not in her top level

#13 — April 14, 2005 @ 21:07PM — Bruce Kratofil [URL]

Alright, I hadn't read a full-power rant by Dawn in a while. They are fun!

#14 — April 14, 2005 @ 23:05PM — Keefer

I didn't like Scott from the get-go because of his attitude. Crappy attitude. Zero charisma. Extremely camera un-friendly... I hope the unsportsmanlike conduct he displayed this week is the final nail in his coffin.

I seriously wonder just how the other contestants get along with him week to week. Curious to find out.

#15 — April 15, 2005 @ 00:12AM — ANDREA

I THINK SCOTT HAS A REALLY GOOD VOICE, YOU ARE GOING ON ABOUT HIS WEIGHT, CALLING HIM EVERY NAME IN THE BOOK,LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I BET YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, YOU CAN'T. GET A LIFE. YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY, ABOUT HIS EX.

#16 — April 15, 2005 @ 00:39AM — Steve [URL]

Let me take the middle road here.

Scott's weight is not an issue to me. Neither was Ruben Studdard's for that matter.

Scott's domestic violence conviction, though interesting enough that I even blogged about it, has been disposed of to my personal satisfaction. There are guys out there with major movies to their credit who are more violent.

Scott's voice is good. Solid, raw, soul tenor.

His pitch sucks. When Randy says 'pitchy' he's trying to say, in a short-hand way, that Scott's intonation - relating the notes he makes to the music played - is uneven. Even pop musicians have to follow a standard, and all of us know what it feels like to wince at sour notes. Every time Randy tells him "pitchy" I say amen.

That Hall & Oates number was a bad choice for that reason - I checked. The thing covers two full octaves, unusual for your everyday rock or pop song. Scott simply didn't have the pipes to bark out the low beginning, and it undercut the rest of the song.

My problem is that there is something he's just missing. That thing that I think Constantine has, Bo has sometimes, Nadia had and missed out on her chance to really capitalize through poor choices in songs. Carrie may have it, and when her charisma totally meets up with her vocal endowment, she'll be unstoppable. Scott just doesn't pop off the screen, doesn't come across the footlights. It may just be that there is a little director in his head taking up too much room and distracting him from communicating with everyone else in the audience. That's what it is - even when he's whipping off his glasses and rearing back, cutting loose, Scott seems kind of preoccupied. Like, it's too easy to see that he's wondering at every moment, "how'm I doin'?"

That's the hallmark of a performer who hasn't made it in their souls yet. He won't win because he is simply not ready. He takes himself to where ever he wants to go first. A true performer with magnetism takes the rest of us and goes along for the ride.

#17 — April 15, 2005 @ 08:38AM — Eric Olsen

extremely well put Steve, thanks. AND he comes across as a cracker jerk

#18 — April 16, 2005 @ 03:25AM — Leslie

When people rant and rave sometimes the general population thinks "ok, that person's a little whacked" but Dawn - you hit the nail on the head girl! I've said it before - the friggin' AI voting is a sham! We're talking about the Fox network here! Don't people realize the power it has?? They're raking in millions from clueless people who actually believe their votes {and their $2.99 per call} will keep their favorite contestant in the running! Scott Savol still being in the line-up is proof! Maybe aliens who resemble bilious toads, like Scott himself, are actually 'beaming' in their votes via satellite! Bottom line, Scott remaining on AI is like stinging nettle in your underwear and Fox is laughing its way to the bank!

#19 — April 17, 2005 @ 16:44PM — Jaini

Scott Savol Sucks!!!!
This is my first blog ever!! Scott Savol sucks soooooo bad that I just have to say something!!

The guy can not sing!! He has an absolutely shitty voice!! He is incredibly ugly!!!!! Scary looking even!!

His ego is even bigger than Simon's!!! Atleast Simon has a multi million dollar career behind his ego!! But, Scott Savol is a big huge egotistical nothing!!

What is Paula hearing that she keeps complimenting him on?? Even that weirdo red headed kid last season that couldn't sing or dance had more talent in his little toe than Scott Savol has in his whole fat ass creepy body!!

Lack of talent aside what about his conviction?? Remember a couple seasons ago when that real talented black guy was kicked off because he had a prior conviction of assaulting his sister? He was kicked off immediately but Scott was able to stay??!!

Who is voting for this non-talented egotistical asshole?? And, more importantly, how many other more talented singers will have to go home before this ass is boooted???

So, there it is, my first blog!!

I love American Idol!!! Actully, i am totally in love with Ryan Seacrest, even though I am about a decade older than him. Is he still living with Shana?? or is he single??

#20 — April 17, 2005 @ 16:56PM — Jaini

Hey you people that thinks that Scott actually has a good voice...GET THE WAX OUT OF YOUR EARS!!!

The guy can NOT sing!! When Randy calls his performances "PITCHY" He is actually telling the dude that he can't carry a tune!!!

Every season though, it appears that some untalented nitwit makes it into the top group!! Scott is the reason that i will not buy this season's CDs and that ugly gawky untalented red head from last season was why I didn't buy that CD either.

It is because of asses like Scott that I wish they would have us vote to cut someome instead of vote to keep everyone. I would flood the line with votes to cut Scott if I had the option.

How did he get more votes that Bo???

#21 — April 17, 2005 @ 21:03PM — Jaini

One more AI note.

I honsetly can't figure this out. I have been wondering this for years.

Is Paula Abdul white, black or hispanic?? i honestly can't tell.

#22 — April 18, 2005 @ 02:14AM — lono [URL]

I just wanted to say I mis-read the title and thought y'all were picking on Steve Sabol of NFL films fame. Frankly, I just would not have tolerated that.

The good news is it seems y'all are talking about American Idol. I haven't been watching it, so please go about your regularly scheduled programming.

#23 — April 18, 2005 @ 06:34AM — Paul Roy [URL]

Jaini,

Paula Abdul is Arabic. Hence the darker features.

#24 — April 18, 2005 @ 06:58AM — Shark

It's *my Number One Dream that one day, we'll see some celeb or athlete or AI winner get up there on camera and say,

"God's will had absolutely nothing to do with this. As a matter of fact, I just want to thank Satan for everything. He has a plan for me, and I wouldn't be here without him."



* Num. 2 Dream: the relative of some dead tragedy victim punches Katie Couric in the mouth live on TV.



#25 — April 18, 2005 @ 07:02AM — Shark

I hate to say it, but I think Savol has survived based on the support of the overweight, marginalized, homely, skin-head, white trash demographic -- which, as we all know from two recent Presidential elections -- is a HUGE group.

PS: That young, untalented Anthony Federov kid is skating on similar terms: his is the "young, romantic, virginal, *Ken-doll-loving female" audience.

* a male who is attractive to young girls precisely because instead of a penis, his crotch sports a small, unobtrusive lump of harmless plastic.

#26 — April 18, 2005 @ 07:37AM — Eric Olsen

Paula is also South American - I forget which country

#27 — April 18, 2005 @ 07:38AM — Eric Olsen

and you're probably right Shark

#28 — April 18, 2005 @ 22:03PM — Jaini

How does this blog stuff work?

I am currently mad at the world and have a great idea for a God Sucks blog, but do not know how to post it.

Anyone willing to help??

thanks

#29 — April 20, 2005 @ 09:37AM — georgia

I HATE SCOTT SWEATY FAT FINGERS SAVOL!!
what the hell is wrong with america? is THAT THING really who we want to be our IDOL? think about what that word means...IDOL! he looks like that wierd guy at the bus stop and i cannot believe that he has made it this far. if he is NOT FINALLY voted off soon I may just have to start voting FOR him because it is just SOOO ridiculous at this point. DIE SCOTT DIE

#30 — April 20, 2005 @ 09:39AM — Eric Olsen

Georgia, I would allow him to live, but only at a great distance from the American Idol stage. "Sweaty fat fingers" - I like that

#31 — April 20, 2005 @ 15:43PM — georgia

i take back the death wish, after it posted i just thought about what a psycho i appear to be... however i DO wish SCOTT SWEATY FAT FINGERS SAVOL a career as a gas station attendant in Encino, CA, maybe he could sweat (although, i dont believe that it is humanly possible to sweat more than he already does) off some of his beluga-whale-ish blubber. WAKE UP AMERICA...and speaking of waking up, he better be GONE when i wake up tommorow!!

p.s. any guesses as to what one of his fingers weighs?

-brent and georgia
memphis,tn
p.s. we know about music and are both gorgeous

#32 — April 20, 2005 @ 19:38PM — Bill [URL]

Great post, Dawn. I couldn't agree more. Scott is a frickin' loser. Who is voting for this dorkus?

#33 — April 20, 2005 @ 20:11PM — Dan

You guys remind me of barnyard chickens engaged in full homocidal frenzy. I don't particularly care what happens on AI. I only watch it out of parental sacrifice, but Scotts last performance struck me as pretty good, relatively speaking. If he continues to attempt songs that compliment his narrow range of ability, I think he stands as good a chance as anyone.

#34 — April 20, 2005 @ 21:35PM — Jaini

So how many of you had fears of last season when Ryan the babe had them seperate into 2 groups? So, is Seacrest single or is he still living with that taibo chick Shanna?? I knew that he would tell the last person to go stand with the top group, but honestly, like happened last year, I was afraid that the top group was going to be the worst 3 and one of the front runers would go home.

I am still pissed that Scott is still there. I did like Anwar's good bye peice though. It reminded me of how humble he has been through the whole process.

Scott's will be a joke though. I hope the producers see what an egotistical butt hole he has been and make his goodbye piece all about that.

Did anyone here after Ryan sent Anwar home that the audio skipped for a second and was quiet?? Was that a bleep out?? I am thinkng an audience memeber was heard cussing and it was bleeped. anyone else hear that??

I still would love to hear more about this blogging stuff though. like how to do it.

Since no one has responded with any help, I feel like i am the Scott Savol of the group. Jaini leave we hate you. jaini die.

#35 — April 21, 2005 @ 00:59AM — wesley

C'mon--Scott doesn't just "suck"; he SUCKS! donkey dong sideways. I'd rather be thrown into solitary and forced to listen, 24/7, to Janay (former AI4 contestant), or that guy from LimPBizkit (who sounds like an aged aardvark with live electrodes taped to its testes). P.S. garnering votes from viewers who want to punish simon, be funny (mess with the program, etc.). they're just prolonging the inevitable---his return to oblivion. it's laughable that anyone (let alone many) could listen to savol and really enjoy his "performance" more than anwar's or nadia's. we can only deduce that the support he receives has no nexus to his "talent". is it any wonder we look so racist? (anwar and nadia are gone but scott and anthony are still in the running)

#36 — April 21, 2005 @ 01:02AM — wesley

SORRY--i'm up late
The last post should read: P.S. Savol is garnering votes from viewers who want to punish simon, be funny (mess with the program, etc.). they're just prolonging the inevitable etc.

#37 — April 21, 2005 @ 02:22AM — Natalie Davis [URL]

"Is Paula Abdul white, black or hispanic?? i honestly can't tell."

The question of a cold-hearted snake... I wanted to ignore it, but in the end, resistance was futile, so here goes.

Why do you care? And why do you insist upon lumping her into some grouping, any grouping, that has nothing to do with her job, her personality, or anything of importance. It is, frankly, chilling that your mind would even go in that hideous direction. Paula Abdul a human being. Where her parents or grandparents or whoever were born or her melanin level mean LESS THAN NOTHING.

#38 — April 21, 2005 @ 08:36AM — Eric Olsen

Wesley, can there be that many voters who are trying to mess with Simon and/or the "system"? It seems perverse to me, but I guess it's all part of the dynamic

#39 — April 21, 2005 @ 08:43AM — Shark

Regardless of Paula Abdul's "race" or "color" (I prefer "gold", ie a mixture of all of 'em) -- you must not mock dear Paula: one need only look in her eyes to know that she's *mentally retarded -- and therefore deserves a break.

(*Clapping like a seal is a clinical symptom, too!)

#40 — April 21, 2005 @ 21:32PM — erin [URL]

well said. couldn't agree more. no idea why people are voting for this guy.

#41 — April 22, 2005 @ 12:59PM — m [URL]

SCOTT SUX ASS N ALL U PPL VOTIN 4 HIM SHUD GO 2 HELL...I THINK SCOTT AND ANTHONY (ANTHONY IS STILL BETER THAN SCOTT) SHUD BE REPLACED BY NADIA AND ANWAR...


AND WHOEVER IS VOTIN 4 SCOTT U SERIOSULY HAV NO TASTE AND OBVIOUSLY CANT NOTICE WHO REALLY HAS A GOOD VOICE N WHO DOZNT (WICH IS SCOTT)...


MY POINT IS...ALL U IDIOTS VOTIN 4 SCOTT STOP WASTIN UR MONEY ON THIS FAT FAGGIT ASS PEICE OF SHIT...

N ALL U OTHER PPL START VOTING 4 THE RREEEEAALL IDOLS I.E. CARRIE, CONSTANTINE, VONZELLLLLLLL & BO...

BASICALLY DONT VOTE 4 SCOTT!!!!!

#42 — April 22, 2005 @ 14:31PM — Eric Olsen

I concur with your general thesis

#43 — April 22, 2005 @ 14:43PM — Dawn

U R SEW WRITE!!!

#44 — April 23, 2005 @ 07:47AM — Chaazums

I am convinced, based on her behavior during the AI show, that Paula Abdul is high on crack. Does anyone else agree with this. She seems stoned most of the time and always gives positive feedback. Even for Scott Savol.

#45 — April 23, 2005 @ 10:23AM — Eric Olsen

you are behind the times: read this

#46 — April 26, 2005 @ 23:15PM — Clint

OK, he's got to be out this week. Was he ever in pitch this week? No looks, no charisma, either stands and waves his arms, or walks around the stage like an overstuffed penguin...oh, and did anyone notice, he can't sing? Good-bye, Scott. Back to Ohio for you. Please don't go on a singing tour outside of your home state.

#47 — April 27, 2005 @ 20:48PM — Betsy

i hate scott!!!!! why the heck was he in the top 3 when anthony and vonzell were in the bottom 3?????!!!!!! wtf???? i hated to see constantine go. i love him so! scott needs to stop acting like he's lived a hard life in the ghetto and realize he's just a stupid, fat-headed, butt oogly, mama's boy, asshole with no street cred atall! he's so cocky and thinks he's just "it" and i hate it!!! if he makes it into the final 2, i swear i will blow up the bloody kodak theater! gahhhh!

#48 — April 27, 2005 @ 21:47PM — Jarah

I totally agree w/you Betsy. I fucking hate scott. His ego is way too big. He's ugly as all hell. And he's anti-social. He doesn't fit in with the rest of the group at all. Whoever's voting for him should be shot! haha I'm so upset I dont' think I can even watch this show anymore. It's totally not fair. In the end i guarantee everyone will go a lot farther than him in their singing careers. He'll be forgotten really fast.

#49 — April 27, 2005 @ 23:51PM — Finnster [URL]

I was pretty embarrased last week when Scotts mother said he is representative of America. Unfortunately, it occured to me she might be right. The people voting for Scott are the people voting for George Bush.

#50 — April 28, 2005 @ 00:40AM — HW Saxton

RE: Comment 21 & Natalie Davis Response.
Ms.Davis, Someone asked about Paula's
nationality,so automatically they are a
cold hearted snake? Whatever. Could be
that they just honestly wanted to know.

Your response speaks volumes and none of
it very positive.It's supposed "liberal"
people like you that come across as the
race obsessed ones.Because we do not all
fall into line with your doctrine and
could less about race to the point that
we are not uncomfortable to note each
others differences, all of sudden we're
the heavies because we dare to note the
fact that we all do not look alike. You
need to get over your damn persecution
complex.

Why does it have to be some sort of a
point of racial contention? People ARE
different colors and ethnicities,what is
so wrong with wondering which one it may
be or what combination or... It is very
obvious the person asking wasn't doing
so to be "Racial". Why would you make it
an issue? From all of the posts of yours
I've ever came across,you come off as an
embittered,tired,paranoid person who is
always feeling the brunt of persecution
more than anyone living on this planet.

You are black,female and gay.Oooooh,you
are SO unique.Why there couldn't be more
than just a couple million other people
sharing these exact same traits but yet
you are so put on and all that.Get over
it.You need to live and let live just as
you expect others to do.







#51 — April 28, 2005 @ 01:49AM — Becky

Regarding Paula Abdul's nationality, I found this at the Internet Movie Database:

"Her father (Harry Abdul) is of Sephardic Jewish background from Syria. Her mother is also Jewish and was born in Canada. Her parents have lived in Syria, Brazil, and Canada - and this varied background has contributed to incredibly different stories in the press about her nationality and/or religion."

Hope that helps answer your question, Jaini. :)

#52 — April 28, 2005 @ 08:32AM — honey

damn it america!why do you keep on voting for this SOB...he cant even dance well and kept swaying side to side during his performances...do you really think scott savol is better than constantine maroulis?! i'm so disappointed with you...tsk..tsk...

#53 — April 28, 2005 @ 08:40AM — TM

I agree with that. I could care less about his past doings. What baffles me is that he simply isn't that talented. His vocals are weak and he runs off-key usually. I find better vocals in my church on Sunday. Heck, my 7 year old can sing better.

#54 — April 28, 2005 @ 08:59AM — Eric Olsen

now more relevant than ever, thanks Dawn!

#55 — April 28, 2005 @ 09:07AM — Natalie Davis [URL]

Mr. Saxton, I am black? Since when?

#56 — April 28, 2005 @ 11:05AM — Guy

Scott SUCKS!!!!! He is sucking the life out of the show and the worse part is the fact that the winner was just voted off because the assholes that keep voting for this piece of @#$% didn't cast their votes for the right person. I have no respect for American Idol anymore and I am having serious doubts about the American people. Scott has got to go. As for me wasting time watching this circus anymore I believe those days are over. If Scott wins I will never watch FOX again. Something is really wrong here and it is starting to stink. The smell of the big pile of Scott is really starting to sicken me.

#57 — April 28, 2005 @ 11:27AM — Becky

I concur. If Scott gets into the finals I will never watch American Idol again!! It's become such a farce.

#58 — April 28, 2005 @ 19:29PM — James

This Scott Savol guy is a freak, a complete SWINE. How does anyone that HIDEOUS even warrent consideration as anyone's "Idol"?

And you'd think that being a fat, hideous freak, he'd SOMEHOW make up for it with sheer talent and a nice personality. But his demeanor is as ugly as his fat pig face; he beats up his girl friend and he sings off pitch. She must have told him the truth about himself.

I CAN NOT BELIEVE, that he's still there. I guess the same people who put George Bush in the White House must be voting for this piece of crap. Just more proof this country has gone INSANE.

#59 — April 28, 2005 @ 19:35PM — Eric Olsen

James, the guy is porcine all the way, not sure what that has to do with Bush, however

#60 — April 28, 2005 @ 19:49PM — wtf

I personally understand why he is winning this competition. He is off pitch, has a vibrator ( I mean ) vibrato that sounds like a dysfunctional hammond organ at half speed, has immense stage presence that would make Godzilla look like an anorexic Siamese midget, but he has a few people at a website called "Vote for the Worst" that are cheering him on. Using speedvoter software, each voter can vote over 600 times for this prepubescent wife beating oversized shit filled douchebag! The only way to counteract this hemorrhaging mass of vile filth is to used the software to vote for everybody but him!! Now, we must use the software so I, and you, will no longer be assaulted by flickering sausage fingers... He always points them into the camera and I can almost smell the smeg at home. Make it stop!!!

#61 — April 28, 2005 @ 20:23PM — Debir

Did scott almost blow it, or what? He'd better tell his vote-hackers to cool it and not rig things to put him in the top vote-getters. I hope they get caught before the evil Humpty-Dumpty gets much further!

#62 — April 28, 2005 @ 22:54PM — SCOTT "BLACK FIST OF RAGE" SAVOL

BOW DOWN TO THE NEW GOD OF AMERICAN IDOL!

YOUR NEW TRUTH SPEAKER SCOTT HAS ARRIVED, AND I WILL FILL YOUR RADIO WITH MY LOUSY SINGING.

*RIGHT AFTER I TOSS BACK A BAG OF WHOPPERS WITH CHEESE AND PUNCH MY BITCH IN THE FACE*

YOU WILL NEVER GET RID OF ME ON AI. MY LEGIONS OF FOLLLOWERS WILL KEEP CALLING IN AND KEEP MY FAT ASS ON THE SHOW UNTIL I WIN IT ALL.

I MAY EVEN COME BACK NEXT YEAR ON AI TOO, THAT WAY MORE TALENTED PEOPLE CAN BE SENT HOME BY MY GHETTO FANS.

REMEMBER FUCKERS, THAT I OWN AMERICAN IDOL NOW, AND I RULE THE WORLD. ITS MINE, ALL FUCKING MINE.


NOW IF YOU WILL, CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE NEAREST FAST FOOD JOINT IS? I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE I STARTED TYPING THIS.

#63 — April 28, 2005 @ 23:08PM — HW Saxton

"Black Fist Of Rage"? Wasn't that one of
Sonnt Cheeba's movies from the 1970's?



#64 — April 29, 2005 @ 12:32PM — chris

I just wanted to say, Dawn, you are exactly right. I was wondering what you thought of the site votefortheworst.com? Do you really think that they are getting that many people to vote for Scott? Is there not some way on the internet that we could take that website down?

#65 — April 29, 2005 @ 16:06PM — lauren - scotland

We're watching American Idol in Scotland and I just can't believe Scotty the Big Botty is still in the competition.

First of all, he is so smug and creepy! It's not pleasant. There are so many others, some already voted out, who deserve to win the competition more than him. As for his voice, America has voted out people with better voices than him, so that's no excuse for keeping him in the competition.

My theory: he's getting the "fatty" vote. You know, the scummy, trailer trash votes.

I couldn't believe he survived in the competition this far. Who the hell is voting for this big fat bastard? Then again, you did vote Bush back in... did you guys really think carefully enough about that one?

#66 — April 30, 2005 @ 16:11PM — Tom

Idol is a gay show. More people know who the final contestants are on idol than voted in the last presidential election. I am voting for scott because he is the worst contestant. If enough people do he will win and america will realize that pop culture should not be a priority.

#67 — April 30, 2005 @ 16:54PM — Eric Olsen

this is very peculiar logic but if Scott does indeed actually win the show will be doomed, so maybe your logic isn't that bad after all

#68 — May 1, 2005 @ 16:14PM — lizzie [URL]

Just in case you were wondering, this is who is voting for him:

www.votefortheworst.com

I hate these fuckers.

#69 — May 1, 2005 @ 17:50PM — Dean Wormer

Scott:"Fat,Drunk and Stupid is no way to
go through life"...

#70 — May 3, 2005 @ 11:39AM — Allison

Scott Savol really sucks because:

1. He tries to sound like Luther Vandross, but he ends up sounding like some fool singing on the bus.
2. He thinks he is a "blue-eyed soul singer." You have to actually know how to sing first, dumbass.
3. He seems like a drug addict.
4. He's an abuser.
5. He's fucking ugly. Hell, he'd be ugly if he were thin
6. He actually thinks he has charisma and singing talent. If this were an ass-whipping contest or an eating contest maybe he'd win.

#71 — May 3, 2005 @ 18:54PM — wingedmadness

Want to know why Scott hasn't been voted off yet and might even win?
Check out
www.votefortheworst.com
And make sure no sharp pointy things are nearby, or else you'll be buying a new computer soon. No, really. The site is effing infuriating.

#72 — May 3, 2005 @ 19:08PM — -E [URL]

I didn't like him during the auditions. He has an anti-social air about him. I am sorry, but if a TV show is going to tell me who should be my idol, I would at least like them to pick someone I don't think should be on medication and lots of it.

#73 — May 3, 2005 @ 19:49PM — Dawn

Well, to answer the person who asked what I think of the votefortheworst.com - I think they suck dead donkey dicks in the gutter.

I also agree, Idol is a gay show.

#74 — May 3, 2005 @ 19:52PM — Moesha

Doesn't Scott Savol look like the kids in the Far Side comic/calendars?

I said that as soon as I saw him at the try outs!

I have a calendar at work and I swear he looks just like the fat kids in it!

#75 — May 3, 2005 @ 19:56PM — Moesha

Um...Did I miss it when Scott announced he is a republican?

What's with all the comparisons to him and George Bush? Why is it that only people who voted for Bush are voting for Scott Savol?

#76 — May 4, 2005 @ 12:37PM — Pete

My thought in a nutshell! Every week I want to throw my big screen out the window! How does this ugly, girl-beating, fat, drug (and don't tell me he doesn't) taking, arrogant, tub of lard (did I say that already?), no respect, crap for brains, @$$hole keep on getting through??
He committed a crime! A.I. is going against their #1 rule! You break a law....you're out! They kicked out people for LESS than what he did. Like that Corey guy (I can't wait to watch that ABC special tonight) who had a tif with his sister....the charges were dropped. (You know this guy was doing Paula. ABC wouldn't do the show if they didn't have 100% positive proof.) But Scott was convicted! How the f#c% is he still on that stage?
Even Bo. Now I like Bo....don't get me wrong. He's great. BUT....he was convicted of cocaine & pot possession. Read my lips FOX....BROKE - THE - LAW!

Plus Scott talks back to Simon. Now Simon's not on my favorites list but this guy can break you with a phone call! Show some respect, jerk!

And Paula's not helping matters with telling EVERYONE how good they are.
Why, Paula....why!? I know you're doped up because of back pain....but honestly....is everyone that good....?
We all know the truth.

The worst thing is...SCOTT CANNOT SING!!! My dog has better tone than him! My dog actually cries when he sings! I'm dead serious.....! Scott's voice hurts my dog's ears!
There's no way he's staying past tonight (May 4th). He was the WORST last night....WORST!
He was the worst last week too.....and Constantine kicked his @$$! You could tell he wanted to say something when Ryan asked him about leaving. I would've said - "Why am I leaving when Scott SUX!?"

Every week I vote at least 20 times for Carrie. She beautiful, honest, refreshing, great voice.....everything an A.I. should be.
Scott IS the Anti-Idol! C'mon America! Wise up and realize this piece of crap needs to be taken down a peg.
Even when he does get voted off.....we'll never hear from him again....no respectable record company would go near him. They'd lose money!
Wait....we will hear from him....watch the Police blotter! He'll be murdering people next and blaming America because we voted him off A.I.!

PJK

#77 — May 4, 2005 @ 13:05PM — Natalie Davis [URL]

Get your story right. Bo was arrested and completed a first-offender program, but he was not convicted of anything. Check the facts.

And personally, I think AI is so heterosexual.

#78 — May 4, 2005 @ 13:28PM — Dawn

I was trying to be ironic, so much for that :)

#79 — May 4, 2005 @ 13:34PM — Natalie Davis [URL]

Actually, so was I. :)

#80 — May 4, 2005 @ 16:32PM — Zach

Hey dont talk about my man Scott like that, if he wins he will be doin a lot better than you are financially!

#81 — May 4, 2005 @ 16:36PM — Zach

O yeah did i forget to say that Bo Bice was also arrested for drugs?

#82 — May 4, 2005 @ 16:39PM — Zach

Whats with all of you talking about George W. Bush, I would rather have him leading the war than big-nosed John Kerry.

#83 — May 4, 2005 @ 16:43PM — Dawn

Yes, I am sure Scott Savol will exceed my financial wealth.

Hurray for him.

#84 — May 4, 2005 @ 18:49PM — Chrissy Doll

Hey guys.........I read all of your posts and agree with EVERYthing you all have said about the S.S. Tubalard. I tried to get to that site votefortheworst.com and I can't get to it. Did they take it down? I sure hope so. I am disgusted by that guy.

#85 — May 4, 2005 @ 20:36PM — KnightX

FINALLY!!!!!!! HES GONE!!!!!! PRAISE THE LORD... I can watch AI now and not feel sick to my stomach. There is a god!!

#86 — May 4, 2005 @ 20:43PM — Scott Hater 20X6

This big fat mutha should be banished to hell with all of the other big-fat-trailer park livin' people who voted for Scott Savol. He sucks more ass than Constantine. And he sucks lots of big gay ass.

#87 — May 4, 2005 @ 23:23PM — l-trian

Thank god hes gone. He looked like the only dumbass on the couch that didnt see it coming.
Even the russian was like "its not over yet."

Im so glad he got cut. The guy couldn't sing, and was really hard on the eyes.

woopee!

#88 — May 5, 2005 @ 08:57AM — kandis

I think that you guys have to be pretty pathetic to act like you even know who this guy is. Everyone makes mistakes and in this day and time the wife probably needed to be hit. Scott didn't deserve to go home and none of you deserve the right to criticise. Besides, what are you doing with your self. Definately not what Scott is. He's going to have a story to tell, while... well.. what are you gonna have. Not a thing!!!!!!

#89 — May 5, 2005 @ 09:03AM — Eric Olsen

Kandis, are you following the Michael Jackson trial?

#90 — May 5, 2005 @ 09:50AM — Deb

Does anyone recall early on in the AI competition when the contestants were assigned a group performance? Snotty No Body didn't play well with others.

#91 — May 5, 2005 @ 10:41AM — Becky

"...in this day and time the wife probably needed to be hit"

Kandis, no one EVER deserves to get hit. Period.

#92 — May 5, 2005 @ 10:54AM — Eric Olsen

Becky, I agree that was a pretty astonishing statement from Kandis; and Deb, I have thought about that early bit of antisocial assholatry pretty much every time I've seen Scott

#93 — May 5, 2005 @ 11:36AM — Lisa

Dawn, I think you are quite an asshole yourself. You rant and rave about all of Scott's faults, saying he is full of hate and whatnot, yet what do you call this??

"quit voting for him you cracker, wifebeater-tank-wearing, cheap-beer-drinking, trailer-park-living, rusted-bucket-driving, Wonderbread eating, paycheck-lottery-betting assplugs."

Gee, to me that sounds like a lot of hate on YOUR part. So tell me, how does this make YOU any better than Scott??

Before you come down on me, I have not been voting for Scott, and he is not my favorite contestant by a long shot. However, your editorial abuse of him has me seething. Have you nothing better to do than sit on YOUR (probably) fat ass and slander him?????

You are every bit the loser that you think Scott is.

#94 — May 5, 2005 @ 11:41AM — Eric Olsen

does the phrase "hyperbole to make a point" mean anything to you Lisa? You certainly DO seem to be taking this personally - why?

#95 — May 5, 2005 @ 12:51PM — Lisa

Okay, Eric Olsen....what are you, her husband??

#96 — May 5, 2005 @ 12:55PM — Eric Olsen

GASP, yes

#97 — May 5, 2005 @ 12:57PM — Lisa

How gallant of you...coming to your wife's rescue.

#98 — May 5, 2005 @ 12:58PM — Eric Olsen

just trying to clarify

#99 — May 5, 2005 @ 13:01PM — Lisa

What, she doesn't have brains enough to come on here and defend herself? Shocker....

#100 — May 5, 2005 @ 13:02PM — Eric Olsen

she has a real job

#101 — May 5, 2005 @ 13:09PM — Matt [URL]

Lisa,

Scott is an unholy dickbag. Why the defense of him in light of Dawn's "editorial abuse"? Are Dawn's comments more offensive to you than, say, Scott hitting his girlfriend?

#102 — May 5, 2005 @ 15:08PM — Eric Olsen

"unholy dickbag" - succinct and powerful, Matt

#103 — May 5, 2005 @ 15:57PM — suezq

I live in Ohio and am ashamed of our representation of talent. We have soooo much better....looking, singing, dressing....persons who should represent our great state. You were right about the Ruben comparison...he had so much more style!! you go girl.
love from Ohio!!

#104 — May 5, 2005 @ 19:09PM — Col. Bill Kilgore

Anyone who dislikes Scott Savol is an un-American asshole and traitor! ESAD, morons!

#105 — May 5, 2005 @ 19:13PM — Col. Bill Kilgore

And anyone who doesn't like my comment above can kiss my all-American ass and write to me at bilkil@yahoo.com so I laugh at you!

#106 — May 5, 2005 @ 19:18PM — Dawn

Yeah, Col. I'll get right on that.

#107 — May 6, 2005 @ 03:10AM — Jaini

This is kinda off the subject, but...

Has anyone seen the female soldier Linndy, or something like that who is in trouble for abusing the war criminals??

I saw her on tv this week and o my god...she looks like Scott. I swear they could be brother and sister. She is just as ugly and creepy and scary looking.

has Anyone else seen her??
J

#108 — May 6, 2005 @ 07:14AM — Dawn

I thought the exact same thing Jaini. I was going to post a side by side but ran out of time.

Not a positive comparison for either one.

#109 — May 6, 2005 @ 07:52AM — Eric Olsen

has Scott recently given birth as well?

#110 — May 6, 2005 @ 10:37AM — jarboy

bilkil? don't you mean buzkil?

#111 — May 6, 2005 @ 12:05PM — -E [URL]

Lisa-

Since this was an editorial there are only words that could be seen as "hateful" by Dawn. That is so not anywhere near Scott's level of nastiness. But then if you think causing physical harm to someone is the same as expressing your dislike for someone and why.... well nevermind then.

#112 — May 6, 2005 @ 15:05PM — Cassy [URL]

Kandis - why the hell would you say Scott's wife needed to be hi? Domestic abuse is a serious problem. Two women I use to work with are now missing because they had abusive boyfriends. These women would come into work everyday with bruises. YOu should be asshamed of yourself for the comment you made.

As far as Scott, it was about time he got voted off. I don't care about his past or looks, although he does seem kind of like a jerk, he is not the best singer and should have been voted out a long time ago.

#113 — May 7, 2005 @ 10:37AM — Dawn

Wow Col. you really do the military proud with that kind of talk.

How manly of you to keep suggesting that you want to kick everyone's ass via email. Do you have some special technology that the rest of the world doesn't?

I can understand your attraction to Scott. Both of you suffer under the notion that somehow you are better than you actually are.

#114 — May 7, 2005 @ 12:42PM — Cassy [URL]

Col, judgeing by your comments I think you maybe a little homophobic. Its ok to be gay. Get in touch with your inner feelings. You know you liked being around all those hot sweety guys. They terned you on admit it.

P.S. Eventhough I disagree with your comments I am not going to e-mail you to set up a fight because I'm a lover not a fighter.

Peace!!

#115 — May 7, 2005 @ 12:45PM — Cassy [URL]

Oh, and Col, what with the Kilgore? I think someone as some anger problems as well.

Take it easy dude, lifes not about seeing how many asses you can kick.

#116 — May 7, 2005 @ 20:07PM — Dawn

Gee Col. you sure have a way with the ladies. Has that line ever worked?

#117 — May 7, 2005 @ 20:31PM — -E [URL]

HAHA would it work on you or your friends? No. So has his line ever worked? Maybe on himself.

#118 — May 8, 2005 @ 02:38AM — EL [URL]

Scott Savol should hook up with Paris Hilton. They have so much in commen.
1. Neither is tallented but on tv
2. they are both not fugly (for those who don't know the lingo - fugly = fucking ugly)
3. they are both anoying
4. they both would suck in a porno
5. they would have some funny ass looking kids

#119 — May 8, 2005 @ 02:39AM — EL [URL]

typo they are both fugly.

#120 — May 24, 2005 @ 16:15PM — Rochelle [URL]

How dare ya'll talk about Scott's weight? Since when did that matter in this competition. Do I hear a little jealousy? There is something about everybody in this world that is unattractive, no of us are perfect. If I could see you, I would be able to point out your flaws. WELL, I can tell you one already; your horrible attitude! Running around like your perfect!!!!! God doesn't intend for any of us to walk around judging other people, that's his job. And toward the arrest, who hasn't been in dispute with a partner. Anyway, Step off the man. He's kicked off anyway.

Thanks
Miss America

#121 — May 24, 2005 @ 16:22PM — Eric Olsen

if we aren't allowed to talk about anyone who is gone, then we can only talk about Bo and Carrie. Recall, though, that the top 10 will be touring together all summer, and Scott will be on full display.

#122 — July 17, 2005 @ 06:16AM — wesley

for eric olsen: (re your post: can there really be that many people voting for scott savol just to mess with the show?"---this is a bot late but: my msnbc post 4/05-----Scott Savol is still on the show because of "votefortheworst.com". No one able to hear could possibly conclude he sounds as good as Anwar, Nadia, et al. His remaining on the show is a huge joke being played on the Idol producers and USA haters all over the world are casting multiple votes for him. If viewers cast votes to boot someone from the show (instead of for their fave idol contestant) by all poll indications, Savol would have been history long ago.

#123 — September 12, 2005 @ 09:28AM — Barry Baskin

I love Scott Savol very much for his cuteness and very good voice and very nice stage presence. I was shocked though to see a nude photograph of him emailed to me by someone. I dont know if it's fake or real. But it looks so real and nice too.

#124 — December 21, 2005 @ 14:39PM — Laila S [URL]

URGENT URGENT URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My heart goes to the people who have been ripped off by Bank Of America and their Employees

I can not explain in right words what Bank of America has done to me
They have ruined my life; this Bank is full of CIRMINALS. Employees are looting, and those! BIG SHOTS are just watching and doing nothing.
We the people who put our trust in them to protect our valuables.
"WHAT A SHAME" Please raise your voice and join me. I will be holding Press Conference within two weeks. Send me your Email for the date and time.

Please go to my website for details regarding Bank of America!!!!!!!!!

Thank You

#125 — December 21, 2005 @ 14:41PM — Laila S [URL]

URGENT URGENT URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My heart goes to the people who have been ripped off by Bank Of America and their Employees

I can not explain in right words what Bank of America has done to me
They have ruined my life; this Bank is full of CIRMINALS. Employees are looting, and those! BIG SHOTS are just watching and doing nothing.
We the people who put our trust in them to protect our valuables.
"WHAT A SHAME" Please raise your voice and join me. I will be holding Press Conference within two weeks. Send me your Email for the date and time.

Please go to my website for details regarding Bank of America!!!!!!!!!

www.bankofamericaextortioninsidejob.com
Thank You

#126 — March 12, 2007 @ 22:19PM — That Girl

i totally disagree on Scott Savol sucking.. I beleieve he's actually a really good singer.. If you honestly think you can go on American Idol and do better then do it but i highly doubt so just stop hatein on someone that you cant be.. theres no point in wasteing your time if you dont like him thats good dont you know people that dislike someone is what keeps them motivated to keep doing it and by you all just comein on here thinking he actually cares about what you think is a waste of your time and shows how pathetic you guys are...

#127 — March 12, 2007 @ 22:53PM — Kaonashi [URL]

That Girl- That's a lot of talk coming from someone who responded to a TWO YEAR OLD article. I'm sure that none of the original commenters even remember who Scott Savol is.

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