http://blogcritics.org/ A sinister cabal of superior bloggers on music, books, film, popular culture, politics, and technology - updated continuously. en Copyright 2005 by the authors Thu, 7 Apr 2005 09:10:08 EDT http://backend.userland.com/rss Blogcritics.org custom software http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/04/05/225634.php#comment-137227 maybe Bush could invade and install another successful democracy... 137227@blogcritics.org Thu, 7 Apr 2005 09:10:08 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/04/05/225634.php#comment-136850 Thanks, RJ. I totally missed that.... 136850@blogcritics.org Wed, 6 Apr 2005 09:22:55 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/04/05/225634.php#comment-136816 We need Amazon ASINs here... 136816@blogcritics.org Wed, 6 Apr 2005 04:04:17 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/04/05/225634.php#comment-136768 OK! A perfect time to test the NEUTRON bomb---on the Vatican! Supposedly it only kills people--leaves all the physical infrastructure in place .... But Nah~~~~ look at how all this book learning has promulgated all theese insiduous left-wing liberals (like ME!) ----nah~~~let's burn all the books!!!! The Vatican library supposedly has the most extensive occult collection in the earth~~~ Some "insiders" have related that the astrological section contains more than is know by any outside groups--including verification od an astrological technique some professional astrologers have referenced to many years of how using the Ascendant and Moon sign in conjunction can provide a time window each month that, give or take a 2 hour span, can precisely--to a 99.8% degree offer a woman a virtual foolproof and "natural" form of birth control--and the correlative opposite: a 2 hour window each month when the most likely time to GET pregnant would be ........... but the Catholic church, even though it has known about and had in it's very own library underneath the Vatican THIS very same information, cannot very well come out and "ENDORSE" Astrology, can it ??? Strange, even though the man Jesus Christ was said by many ancient manuscripts to have been a very competent astrologer Himself ......... And lest we forget ~~~~~~~~~remember those three "Wise Men" ~~~~ the Chaldean Nobles who came "seeking Him" "following the Star" ............ Now just WHAT do you think these three "Wise" men from chaldea WERE ? Could they have been ASTROLGERS! Duh!!! Great guess Sherlock! But that doesn't rea;;y fit in with the "official" Catholic/ Vatican doctrine---don't they try to convey to us that this is "fortunetelling" or something sinister and demonic--satanic even ????? Hmmmmmmmmm.....just a little food for thought ... 136768@blogcritics.org Wed, 6 Apr 2005 00:36:38 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/04/05/225634.php#comment-136752 NO fewking nukes fer Bog's sake!! i want the Libraries!! then you folks can do what yas like.. but, free the books.. Excelsior! 136752@blogcritics.org Wed, 6 Apr 2005 00:07:58 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/04/05/225634.php#comment-136749 YES! Time for a "Regime Change" in one of the most dangerous and hostile countries in the world~~~ one of those weird little nations called a "pricipality"---along with Monaco, Luxembourg, Lichtenstein, etc., ~~we're speaking of the nefarious VATICAN----which is legally a country of it's own within the borders of the nation of Italy~~the Vatican is NOT subject to laws of Italy; did everybody know that? I am dead serious--this is NOT satire... look it up--Google it if you want (you can "google" me while you're at it--tie me down first and use a feather!) ... But REALLY: we need to strike 1st---a pre-emptive nuclear attck--we need to try out those tactical small nuclear bunker busters on St Peter's ~~catch them while they are in Conclave. Don't let them get out! We missed Saddam a few times--out intelligence is MUCH better NOW, eh! 136749@blogcritics.org Wed, 6 Apr 2005 00:02:02 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/04/05/225634.php#comment-136747 Michael sez.. *We must invade and occupy the Vatican City.* ok..satire or not..this one i can get behind.. i could care less who gets to be the new Pontiff, or any of the church shyte.. i wanna get down to the basement and see what's in the "secret" libraries and vaults can you possibly imagine the Loot they have down there that has been gathered...undisturbed for what...well over 1500 years!! OMFG... all the history, books, scrolls...general Wisdom..that conflicted with Doctrine and Dogma.. stashed away from the sight of the world.. Plato's Comedia..only rumored to have ever existed.. stuff from Alexandria.. Pagan works from europes past...hell, from the world over.. tomes of "magicke" and "witch craft" it totally bloggles my mind who's with me? Excelsior! 136747@blogcritics.org Tue, 5 Apr 2005 23:56:37 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/04/05/225634.php#comment-136744 I moved this post over to the Culture section and assigned it to the Humor/Satire subcategory. 136744@blogcritics.org Tue, 5 Apr 2005 23:49:54 EDT