Rebel Terrorist Cult Leader Dies From Lack Of Happiness
Written by Crushkill
Published April 03, 2005
Published April 03, 2005

MANILA, Philippines (AP) — The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF), which recently agreed to resume stalled peace talks with the Philippine government, has announced that the leader of the Muslim separatist group has died from an overabundance of sadness.
"Recently , when we were planning our latest string of terrorist bombings aimed at destabalizing the Philippine government , Salamat seemed distant , as if he was occupied by something. It was only later that I realized he had lost his passion for life." said Ghadzali Jaafar, a vice chairman of the group.
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- Published: April 03, 2005
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can't ... resist ... temptation ... too ... strong
the group is called
*The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF)*
now, if ya pop MILF nito google you will find a whole bunch of sights for that acronym...
"mothers i'd like to...."
mebbe we can guess why he has lost his joy in life..
Excelsior!
wasn't this posted 2 days late ...????
teh pope is dead!
omg
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