arnold explaining his complex political strategies during his campaign to become govenor of california

If I were Arnold...

One thing I have always dreamed about since I was young, was to be Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Bringing myself closer to that dream through the conception of this wonderful post, I am able to live out my fantasies in cyberspace.

I can remember at a very young age, wanting to be Arnold. I would sit there in my grade 3 class, day dreaming that my puny muscles would baloon outward and I would immediately be cast in a wondeful action movie with no plot or credible script.

His smile, his accent, his beautiful acting ability.... I want it all...

...someday...




arnold objects to a statement with which he most likely doesnt comprehend, rather than actually objecting

If Arnold were me...

Sometimes I think that Arnold would be able to handle my everyday problems better than I could.

For instance, the other day, two people outside this apartment building were fighting. The fight was over some parking space one of them felt entitled to.

I stood there and imagined what arnold would do if he witnessed such a fight.

First , he would cut down the thick vietnamese brush with his machete, just like in predator.

Then he would rip off his shirt so his greased muscles would show everyone around him , with his cold stare into the camera that was filming him , only that there is no camera because this is real life so he would be just staring into nothing really, but the stare would still be cold.

Then he would reach into his bag of many guns and weapons (knives and stabbing weapons also), and would pull out a big chain machine gun (depending on whether this happend in the future, he might pull out a laser-beam gun too). He would not stop shooting until every living thing in sight was dead.

That is what arnold would do.




arnold associates with war because he looks good with big machine guns on screen

Why Arnold should be president...

What more could a country like the united states ask for?

Certainly, nothing.

Action, sparks, explosions, one liners, cool phrases, icy cold stares, million dollar blockbuster hollywood studio explosion mega movies, great opinions, and most importantly, the money to buy political consultants that would make him look good.

Arnold should be president for all those reasons and more.

Like in all of his movies, he saves the day. I believe that given the chance, he will save the American people just like his movies.