Grandfather Con
Published March 25, 2005
Arkansas - Fred Jennings looked at his plate. He stared at the lumps of potatoes smothered in a white creamy sauce. He could smell the rancid odor emanating from the sauce. He could almost taste the bitter, tongue-repelling flavor of his wife's shitty potato salad.
He looked up to the sky. It was clear and blue. Not a cloud in sight. He saw a bird fly above him. So high away, so carefree. Free of potato salad.
He looked down at his plate again. He noticed something going on in his lap. His arms were moving. It seemed like he was scratching his arm with the table knife. Strangely, the blood that started to trickle down his arm didn't bother him.
He smiled.
- Grandfather Con
- Published: March 25, 2005
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- Writer: Crushkill
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tract killer.
wee thi sis fun. Until it gets fixed anyway.
...flicted? Food issues, maybe?
...flates all his regrets with forkfuls of potato salad?
...stipated in White Plastic Chair
...founded by child-proof medication bottle.
...siders the possibility that his head is too big for his hat
foundit, they told me the party was today?
foundit, when is this going to be fixed?
great ones Dr.Pat
...verts to Catholicism, Confuses Picnic Plate with Communion Platen
...demned to life of taste testing wife's experimental recipes.
"Grandfather considers suicide after trying wife's potato salad"
Chrushkill !!!!! Is that what it was - we can fix it back.
Oh and for old times sake ...
...tradicts years of scientific research and survives gay boyfriend's cooking.
Now where did this come from crushkill and what does it all mean? Your adoring audience demands answers :-0 LOL
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hey CK, what was your title on this dark ditty?