Reverse Goth Band Wants Your Help In Choosing A New Name
Published March 23, 2005
Yes thats right, a new and amazing group has been spewed out of the bowels of the darkest skankiest armpit of Toronto. And they need a new name.
Listen to their new hit single, broken chair, and decide for yourself. The most convincing and interesting suggestion will be used on the full length album which is now in the works. Email all submissions here
- Reverse Goth Band Wants Your Help In Choosing A New Name
- Published: March 23, 2005
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- Writer: Crushkill
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Nine Inch Shoes
Red Coated Ponce and the Amazingly Ugly Drag Queens
White Trash, Thick Knees, and String Bean
Red Coat, Yellow Coat (someone will have to wear a yellow coat, though)
The Hermaphrodite Three
The Hot Topic Hags
The Ne'er Do Sunlights
Gene Loves Jezebels
The All you can eat Breakfast Club
We eat the Young, Oh heck, we eat Everything!
We've come for your Streudel
Edward Sausagehands
The Pock Marked Paunches
the Lazy Eye Trio
Alien Dex Fiend
omg all are gold lol
gona have 2 choose
i'd suggest a name, but that would make me a conformist.
ah hell, how 'bout devoid?
oh my GAWD !
Gag me with a GOTH............!
i love those goths---they are so pretentious with their criticisms of all the "straights"--
yet they all are sooooo conformist themselves in that they almost always have to appear in their same oh-so-predictable "goth uniforms" with the caked eye makeup--spiky hair--and ugly threads ....Yuccchhhh!!!!
These Boots Were Made For Gothing ..........
Snoutscrape; Bela Lugosi's Dead II: Electric Boogaloo; Weretable and the Undead Chairs; Fistula; Atrophied Shame Spiral; Andy Warhol Was Wrong.
My usual cut is 10% of the gross, but I'm willing to waive that in this case...
Darth Maul & his Rag Time Players ~~???
must have taken hours to come up with that pithy one eric berlin..........
Isn't that a bit misogynistish' ...to coin a phraseeeeeeeeeeeee.............
(Rag-time ya' know??? )
JOKE!!!!! phewww....so many overly-serious people on here not working just addicted to this thing~~!!!
gotta tell every one of them when you're making a joke these days .... heh ....heh...
my pleasure Eric--
you were well deserving of it;
as were the goths in question...
what question................?
I'd like to see a goth group named "Ruined Cathedral" - not necessarily THIS group, just A group.
I'm not even going to bother listening because, well, I don't really care. But I will suggest some names:
Stinky Peepers
Mascara Junkies
We're Goths!
Toronto-area Losers
Hear Us Whine
The Stabbers
Cliche-mongers
Totally Unoriginal Followers
Haunted Dweebs
Men With Makeup
Mary-Kay Worshippers
you dont have to care to listen!
hint: its not really goth music.
Phatty,Phatty to buy fore
here's a name:"Thrift Story", or how about "Poodley Shmoots"
My Life With Cub Scout Pack #413; Narcoleptic Frenzy; Kitten McFriendly and the Puppies of Doom; My So-Called Colonoscopy.
If they want to ditch the whole goth/anti-goth thing and go C&W, with a few minor costume changes they could be Red Ruffensore and His Dishpan Hands.
Thank you! I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waiters.
Dino,Desi & Billy
Ug,Lee & Uglier
invisigoth
or mebbe
Clear Heels
first is a nice multiple pun...second..well...i couldn't resist...
Excelsior!
gonzo marx~~~~~~~~~~
that is weird!
i have a friend that got a tatoo on his bicep about 6 months ago with that word on it:
Invisigoth-
I've never gotten any semblance of even an attempt at an explanation of what it signified whenever I ask him ....
heh ....heh...............
rabbits ............
platypi .........
save the rutabaga.
Gargantuan Dices
Penile Desecration (more of a black metal one, that)
Barking Balaclava Bongo
Scarlet Neo And The Victims of Fashion. That's based on the photo.
Suggesting a name based on the music will have to wait about another half hour, while the file trickles down my dialup connection, almost as slowly as the putative benefits of a supply side economic policy reach the permanent underclass.
(Remember, a rising tide may lift all boats, but it isn't very helpful to the people stuck up to their armpits in the mudflats.)
Stupid Teens Who Are Going Through A Stupid Phase That They Will Soon Grow Out Of Once They Find Out Who They Really Are
ur music isent goth ???? its more like techno foool
May Goth Have Mercy
Babies With Scissors
Oh My Goth
The Fear of Goth
Sink Goblins
False Goths Before Ye
Goth Help Us
Good Goth Almighty
Mort Epistaxis and the Paper Plate Banquet
I cant use outlook express so my suggestion for a name is "OAKENSHIELD" as in "thorin oakenshield" from "the hobbit"
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best goth music evar