"Rap" that rascal!
Written by Annie
Published February 21, 2005
Published February 21, 2005
Get ready Grammys, there`s a whole new category on the rise. Inventor, Dr. Grigoriy Chausovskiy has created the first musical condom. The condom, which will sell for only pennies more than traditional prophylactics, not only changes it`s melody according to sexual position, but increases in volume as passions...intensify.
Within the condom are tiny sensors which are connected to a mini electronic device which produces the sounds... “But there is no danger of being electrocuted,” promises Dr Chausovskiy.
The good doctor will apparently be seeking advice on song selections, so I thought I`d throw together a potent-ial play list for him... in chronological order.
Papa`s Got A Brand New Bag - James Brown
Get Up, Stand Up - Bob Marley
Let`s Get It On - Marvin Gaye
Dare You To Move - Switchfoot
Move It On Over - George Thorogood
Turn The Beat Around - Vicki Sue Robinson
Pump Up The Volume - David Waxman
Gettin' Jiggy Wit It - Will Smith
We will rock you - Queen
Dynamo Humm - Frank Zappa
Get Up, Stand Up - Bob Marley
Let`s Get It On - Marvin Gaye
Dare You To Move - Switchfoot
Move It On Over - George Thorogood
Turn The Beat Around - Vicki Sue Robinson
Pump Up The Volume - David Waxman
Gettin' Jiggy Wit It - Will Smith
We will rock you - Queen
Dynamo Humm - Frank Zappa
(Hmmm....I wonder if he`s gonna come out with a Karaoke version?)
Have any suggestions to help the Doc put some Rock in that Roll? Let`s hear `em!
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- Published: February 21, 2005
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suggestions for songs;
"hey hey, my my (into the black)" - neil young
"growing into you" - soul asylum
"sticky fingers" (album) - rolling stones
"I'm still standing" - Elton John
"(what i like most about you is your) girlfriend" - the specials
"mars bar" - the undertones
Thanks, Eric, glad you enjoyed it!
ROTFLMAO! Excellent song choices!
oh, m'gawd.. what will they think of next? Thanks, Annie.... deliciously funny!
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hilarious Annie, and great title - thanks!