One for the pinkos: Bush light bulb joke

Written by Al Barger
Published February 18, 2005

Here's a funny Bush light bulb joke that's making the email rounds, author unknown:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

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Laugh it up, pinkos. Attorney General Gonzales will settle your hash as soon as he gets done shutting down the smut peddlers.

Somewhere in there, maybe he'll even get around to hunting down some terrorists.

Unreformed hawkish Hoosier hillbilly and sometimes candidate Al Barger runs the still squeezin' down the psychodelic Kentucky moonshine at MoreThings.com, what with the paranoid religious visions and the Pentacostal music and visions of God and anarchy running amok and such. Somebody oughta call the cops to report his out of control freedom of conscience. Till they come to take him away somewhere where he can't hurt anyone else, you can check out his weekly column of NEW ALBUM RELEASES.
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#1 — February 18, 2005 @ 14:46PM — DrPat [URL]

How about:

Q: How many Democrat Social Security commenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from conservative talk radio and "pajamahideen" bloggers. Although old, that light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate the elderly?

#2 — February 18, 2005 @ 15:03PM — Al Barger [URL]

Good one, DrPat!

#3 — February 18, 2005 @ 16:36PM — Anna [URL]

Rolling my eyes at both of you.

#4 — February 18, 2005 @ 19:06PM — Eric Olsen

damn, that was fair and balanced

#5 — February 18, 2005 @ 19:17PM — Al Barger [URL]

Hey, Fox News ain't got NOTHIN on me.

#6 — February 19, 2005 @ 05:36AM — alienboy [URL]

sorry for this, couldn't help myself!

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw up a planet?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the planet; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of wellbeing are a delusional spin from the liberal media. The planet has served honourably, and anything you say undermines the living effect. Why do you hate Earth?

#7 — February 19, 2005 @ 10:23AM — RJ [URL]

Q: How many pro-American Leftists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There are no pro-American Leftists...

#8 — February 19, 2005 @ 12:53PM — alienboy [URL]

Except the current British Government! :-)

#9 — February 19, 2005 @ 14:28PM — Al Barger [URL]

Good point, Alienboy.

#10 — February 20, 2005 @ 23:14PM — RJ [URL]

Alienboy, thanks for ruining the joke... ;-P

#11 — February 24, 2005 @ 00:33AM — Angela Chen Shui [URL]

:-) forever changes the experience of changing light bulbs...

#12 — December 9, 2006 @ 13:41PM — Zedd

Dr. Prat

What is a Democrat Social Security commenter?

#13 — December 9, 2006 @ 13:42PM — Zedd

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Nobody's home.

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