Surely there must be some way of pinning the blame on Morrissey?

dude isn't Jewish, just a vegetarian

It's well-known that vegetarians fart more, so the Tsunami must have been caused by the additional farting caused by Morrissey-induced vegetarianism.

like an amplified butterfly effect

Wow Tim you don't like Morrissey do you? Neither do I mind...his nasely whine just annoys the hell out of me.

Attention all friends of the Solar Federation...Attention all friends of the Solar Federation...We have assumed control...We have assumed control

I knew there was something there.

Maybe it was the frenetic drumming

Geddy Lee's vocals could crack the earth core if loud enough I bet.

Ah, the LIBERATOR at it again. I can't believe he's still active.

I used to read the Rush newsgroups years ago and this guy would fill it up with these nonsensical conspiracy threads, most of which featured his very odd obsession with Steven Speilberg, but often included the band and whoever else might be a topic in the news. Just do a search on his name and you'll find thousands of posts (in fact, here are the results.) He's almost as much fun as the weirdo who haunted the Peter Gabriel and Genesis newsgroups, proclaiming that Gabriel and Amnesty International had held him prisoner and tortured him for years, and he even had links to "proof" in the form of a bunch of weird scribblings that he claimed were official documents.

Ah, the good old days of newsgroups. Sometimes I miss these freaks.