2005 and Biblical Shit

Written by Shark
Published January 03, 2005
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Nature: ain't it great!?

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Couple of random thoughts for the New Year.

My fellow Americans of all political persuasions;

Can we ALL agree on SOMETHING to start the new year?

1) Ever watch Sunday Night Football on ESPN? Can we agree that Joe Theisman needs to kill himself immediately?

You mean I'm not alone? Thanks! I feel better already.

2) Can we agree on some good ol' fashioned American phonetic spellings of some of the more common words we'll be using in 05;

Do you like "Sunami" or Sunamy"?

"Al Kayda" or "Al Kyduh"?

Let me know. This is important.

Speaking of radical muslims and sunamies (sic): where are the richest countries in the world when it comes to these 'aid' and 'assistance' funds?

Y'know — Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, United Arab Emirate — those fuckers with all the oil and all of the cash that Bush so readily lusts after?

Where are THEY when it comes time to rebuild the radical, 'Merican-hating madrassas?

Can't they contribute a few billion to help their own in a time of need?

And why am I the only person asking?

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BTW: I noticed that the worst natural disaster in contemporary history is up to ONE ENTIRE WEEK on the American NEWS.

Wow! Not bad for a nation suffering from ADD and Compassion Saturation (post-xmas, y'know... enough with the recovering alcoholic bell-ringers!).

I predict we'll be interested for about 3 more days (...where's Florida?) — until the News Robots run out of new home videos shot by palsied vacationers with DV cameras.


Happy New Year.

Pigs.

Stop Rutting.

That is all for now.


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#1 — January 6, 2005 @ 08:35AM — Shark

BTW: I've been harping on the lack of Islamic nations' participation in the relief efforts since DAY ONE.

And yesterday, the big 24 news networks finally caught up; CNN made a relatively big whoopteedoo about the lack of money from the RICHEST nations in the world.

Thanks for reading.

(and a "whassup" to my buddy, Wolf!)

#2 — January 20, 2005 @ 17:24PM — Katharine Donelson [URL]

I like spelling Al Qaeda with a Q. I like even more when people actually try making the sound that should start the word as opposed to the K.

#3 — January 21, 2005 @ 08:49AM — Shark

Katherine, shouldn't your name be spelled with a "C"?

#4 — January 21, 2005 @ 09:07AM — Dave Nalle [URL]

The big irony as far as mideast participation in rebuilding Iraq is that the biggest contributor so far is Jordan which has no oil and limited resources, but an actual sense of responsibility.

Dave

#5 — February 10, 2005 @ 16:37PM — Angela Chen Shui [URL]

Shark, thanks for linking this to the newer 'God' post... I missed this one in January.

#6 — February 10, 2005 @ 17:42PM — Dave Nalle [URL]

It does seem odd when Islamic law makes charity essentially mandatory that all these fat-cat Islamic nations seem so uninterested in actually helping out financially. Maybe the $400 million we're giving to Poland and our other allies ought to be paid by the Kuwaitis and the Saudis.

Dave

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