Spin has a fun and oddly compelling article that lists the "10 Most Accurately Rated Artists in Rock History." Noting that musical discussions invariably focus upon which bands are overrated (Sonic Youth) and underrated (Thin Lizzy), Chuck Klosterman took it upon himself to set the record straight and level on the most perfectly rated bands of all time.

Of note:

- The Black Crowes' (#10) first album sold more than five million copies, which is "exactly the right number."

- Madness' (#9) best single, "Our House," "was a pretty great single, but it's nobodies favorites song. No one seems to dispute that."

- Matthew Sweet (#5) albums contain exactly one good song, the first one, and it's "always utterly perfect... He sells enough albums to live comfortably, and that seems reasonable." Sweet.

- The Beatles (#4) "are generally seen as the single most important rock band of all time, because they wrote all the best songs. Since both of these facts are true, the Beatles are rated properly."

- Van Halen (#1) "should have been the biggest arena act of the early 1980s, and they were. They had the greatest guitar player of the 1980s, and everyone (except possibly Yngwie Malmsteen) seems to agree. They switched singers and became semi-crappy, and nobody aggressively disputes that fact. They also recorded the most average song in rock history: "And the Cradle Will Rock." What this means is that any song better than "And the Cradle Will Rock" is good, and any song worse than "And the Cradle Will Rock" is bad. If we were to rank every rock song (in sequential order) from best to worst, "And the Cradle Will Rock" would be right in the fucking middle."

All this talk about rating got me to thinking about the way that music fans, real music fans, think about music. There's something great about owning a bunch of albums by an underrated or unknown band, a band you know in your heart of hearts is super-cool. (For the record: the bands that fall into this mode for me at present include Jurassic 5, Boss Hogg, The Von Bondies, and The Distillers.) These bands and the music they play define you in a way, give you a personal air of the exotic that no one else even knows about. But you know, and that's what counts.