[Speaks for itself: ]
#9: "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" --President George W. Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner

[I had reservations about leaving this one in, but since it's part of the public record, what the heck... Dumbest remark made over the phone in 2004!: ]
#8: "So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p---y but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business..." --Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly, as quoted in a sexual harassment suit filed against him by a Fox News producer

[ Another great GW-ism : ]
#7: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --President George W. Bush (Watch video; Read more Bushisms)

#6: "Wolf, be excited. This is Joementum here in New Hampshire." --Sen. Joseph Lieberman to Wolf Blitzer, on his momentum leading up to the New Hampshire Primary
[Wonder what Sen. Lieberman had to drink with lunch that day ?]

[Can't forget the Kerry Classic: ]
#5: "I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it." --Sen. John Kerry, on voting against a military funding bill for U.S. troops in Iraq

[And this gem from GW... ]
#4: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --President George W. Bush (Watch video)

[And who could forget the open mike during the DNC ?]
#3: "Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons ... What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the fuck are you guys doing up there?" --Democratic Convention producer Don Mischer, overheard on CNN having an apoplectic seizure when the balloons failed to drop from the ceiling of the Fleet Center in Boston

[And one of the most telling freudian slips of 2004 ? ]
#2: "As I was telling my husb--" --National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, overheard making a slip of the tongue at a Washington dinner party. Rice, who is unmarried, stopping herself abruptly, before saying, "As I was telling President Bush."
[We often wondered about that relationship. Naaaaa. ]