#3: "Did the training wheels fall off?" --Sen. John Kerry, after being told by reporters that President Bush took a tumble during a bike ride
[ You gotta love this past campaign! We miss it so! ]

[From the Gov. that sexually fasted for 14 days : ]
#2: "To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don't be economic girlie men!" --California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, at the Republican convention
[ Mrs. Schwarzenegger was said to have a smile on her face the next morning and for the rest of the day. ]

[ And from the most likely next President of the United States... ]
#1: "I spent several years in a North Vietnamese prison camp, in the dark, fed with scraps. Do you think I want to do that all over again as vice president of the United States?" --Sen. John McCain

~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman / About Political Humor

Now I know what you are thinking. These political figures were just being themselves and if they were here to defend themselves you would hear comments like, "Foul... you are taking my comments out of context". To that we say, "Yes, they actually make more sense that way". The cast of characters above all have four more years to work on their next passion play. You can be sure we will get sneak previews of that Not-so-Divine Comedy every now and then leading up to 2008. Hillary, Where are you ? We hear they are casting for the Taming of the Shrew...

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