[ Speaking of the Heinz fortune... ]
#17: "I guess the president and you and I are three examples of lucky people who married up. And some would say maybe me more so than others." --Sen. John Kerry, during the third presidential debate
[ All the ketchup in the world could not overcome his embalmed appearence and a few well placed Swift Boat ads. ]

#16: "This is the man who wants to be the Commander in Chief of our U.S. Armed Forces? U.S. forces armed with what? Spitballs?" --Sen. Zell Miller, attacking Sen. John Kerry in his GOP convention speech
[ You gotta love Sen. Zell Miller... even when he is not on Prozac! The most entertaining speaker at the RNC ! ]

#15: "Well, here's an update. Since the election, that gay couple I knew in the red states? They've moved back to the blue states." --Sen.-elect Barack Obama, joking about his Democratic Convention speech, in which he said that "we coach Little League in the blue states and we have some gay friends in the red states"
[ Has anyone figured this guy out yet ?]

[ And from the mouth of a flatulent overweight filmmaker: ]
#14: "I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants." --Filmmaker Michael Moore

[ Tucker fixes his bowtie... ]
#13: "You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show." --"Daily Show" host Jon Stewart, bitchslapping Tucker Carlson during an interview on CNN's "Crossfire"

[Tucker fixes his bowtie again...]
#11: "They said I wasn't being funny. And I said to them, 'I know that, but tomorrow I will go back to being funny, and your show will still blow.'" --Jon Stewart, on his sniping match with Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala on "Crossfire"
[ Poor Tucker... everyone is picking on me - as he laughs to himself on Nov 4 ]

[But for all his oratory dullness, you have to give GW this one... ]
#11: "Kerry said about Tora Bora, 'I think we've been smart. I think administration leadership has done well, and we are on the right track.' End quote. All I can say is that I am George W. Bush, and I approve of that message." --President Bush