According to newly-published official figures, out of over 170 faiths currently practiced in Great Britain, the fifth most popular is now Jedi Knight.

Yes, Jedi Knight. A made-up religion from the same sick mind that brought you Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks.

While the news may seem a little shocking at first, when you think about it, however, a contingent of Jedi's in Britain should really come as no surprise. After all, mind control on the most massive of scales is really the only rational explanation for this.

On the other hand, it does make one wonder just how many Jedi's we currently have in the United States. If nothing else, it would certainly explain the results of the 2000 election.

Obi-Wan Rove: These aren't the chads you're looking for.
Election Official: These aren't the chads we're looking for.
Obi-Wan Rove: He can assume the office of president.
Election Official: He can assume the office of president.
Obi-Wan Rove: Swear him in.
Election Official: Swear him in.