The Duke On "Seed Of Chucky"

Written by Duke De Mondo
Published December 13, 2004
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But no, he doesn't know what the sweet Matilda's goin' on. He has dreams and such about violent murder, but doesn't know where it's coming from. Also, he looks like Ziggy Stardust-era David Bowie, on account of the joke is how he's androgynous and all that, don't know if he's a fella or a lass, a Glen or a Glenda. Also, he assumes he's Japanese, since all he knows of his heritage is that he was Made In Japan, as it says around his wrist.

Anyhow, turns out that Chucky and Tiffany are in the middle of filming a Hollywood horror pic based on their adventures, starring none other than Jennifer Tilly. Alas, our plastic lovers are still inanimate, so thank God Shitface makes it to Hollywood and reads out that "ooh ey dumbela" malarkey.

What occurs then is a kinda satire of Hollywood and such, although it's more a satire of Jennifer Tilly, who proves once more that she rules beyond reason by playing herself as a complete slut, arranging sexes with Redman so as she can play the Virgin Mary in his upcoming religious epic.

Jennifer Tilly is just a motherfucking Goddess, is all there is to it. In fact, I'm guessing that if Kirsten Dunst was never invented, God forbid, we'd be living in a world were Jennifer Tilly is the best actress ever to have acted in an actorly manner. I'm guessing you saw Woody Allen's masterpiece, Bullets Over Broadway? You'll note that Jennifer was fantastic. And what about Bound, where she had a sex with a lady, a lady of her own gender no less. Probably you didn't give much attention to the performances outside of that particular bit, and probably the VHS copy you have is picture perfect until that scene when suddenly it's awash with grain and corruption, but note that the folks what did it (as in the film, not the same-sex sexing sexes) went on to make some film about The Matrixes or something, and you'll note that, far as I remember, nobody ever heard of it. The reason is because there was no Jennifer Tilly.

In conclusion, then, Jennifer Tilly rules.

And of course, in Seed Of Chucky you get not one, but two Jennifer Tilly's, since you'll remember that she does the voice for Tiffany. In an act of Plato-esque genius, Mancini has made Tiffany Jennifer Tilly's No. 1 fan, so we get loads of jokes about how she loves her, and Chucky says about oh for God's sakes, her voice is fucking intolerable and so on and so forth.

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The Duke (Aaron McMullan to his parents and the clergy) is a Northern Irish writer, performer and insomniac currently residing in London. He is the creator of Mondo Irlando, wherein his scribblings and hollerings can be found. He is currently working towards the completion of his first novel, and his debut "punk / country / folk / whatever" album has recently been released by Ex Libris Records . You can also pop by His MySpace Page and maybe have a coffee and a biscuit.
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The Duke On "Seed Of Chucky"
Published: December 13, 2004
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#1 — September 28, 2007 @ 22:51PM — stu

Chucky is just so mean? killing someone who does'nt deserveto die, nothing wron g with that.

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