The weapon is not one-hundred percent accurate as a small percentage of people are naturally impervious to its effects. Luckily, President Bush must be among that number as no detectable change in his mental aptitude has been seen since the attack.

A paperclip, a match, and a piece of string

With the DVD release of MacGuyer - The Complete First Season on January 25, 2005, online merchant Amazon.com has reported an unusual number of pre-sales coming from the Middle East. The Homeland Security Department is investigating this matter, as any clever terrorist will be able to use MacGuyer's ingenuity for his own evil purposes. With the information contained in this TV series, it would take just a few seconds to fashion a paperclip, a match and a piece of string into a highly destructive weapon of mass destruction.

It is rumored those buying a copy of the DVD set within the U.S. may be added to the Terrorist Watch List, which means hundreds of thousands of additional names will be added to the two lists - one for people suspected of terrorism, the other for people the government says require additional scrutiny for some other reason - currently used at airports and on cruise ships.

Other future weapons of terrorism are listed in the memo, but the highlights are noted above. Had I reviewed everything listed it would be too overwhelming, so the less you know the better.

If we want to win this War on Terror we must stand firm and not be overwhelmed by too many facts. That's the American way of life and if that way of life and liberty is to be preserved we must not succumb.