I don't know if you maybe saw the feature-picture by the name of Outfoxed - Rupert Murdoch's War On Journalism, but if you did, then, like The Duke, you'll be in awe of a stone-cold sonna bitch by the name of Bill O'MotherfuckinReilly

Maybe you see him on the old Fox News Channel, dishing out his "shut your stinking yaps" and such to the kindsa folks who wanna rip some country or other apart. Communists, Talibans, Democrats perhaps. You better hope you ain't one of those types, if you perchance encounter Bill in an alley someplace.

Thank the one God that folks like Bill are on the get-go, ensuring that folks are proper prepared for to deal with any number of pagans and limp-wrists.

In case you didn't know, though, Bill has his finger in a number of pies, most of them smelling vaguely of The Truth. In addition to his radio and television shows, and his hilarious appearances in documentary features, he also engages in a bit of the old "writing", "scribbling", "waxing grammatically". To this end, he's got a couple books out, including a novel, would you believe?

We can only imagine what kindsa glorious mania he conjures therein.

Anyway, his most recent publication is a work by the name of The O'Reilly Factor - For Kids. What this sets out to do, is to tell young 'uns what they need to be doing for to live properly.

To this end, The O'Reilly Factor - For Kids is broken into sections, dealing with the kindsa things a young lad or lady might encounter, and offering Bill's take on the matters at hand. Some of this shit is useful, too, and certainly I'll be putting it into practice in my own life.

Dig this;

"If a kid lies to his parents, he or she will lie to you."

That's helpful as all hell, is what I'm guessing. Seems somewhat lacking in the old "reason", though, if I'm gonna be a million percentages honest. It doesn't elaborate, like maybe talk about if the kid is liable to be beaten senseless unless he or she colors the truth somewhat. Do you still ostracize youngsters who maybe had to pretend they were on a school trip, when in actuality they were crashing at your place, on account of it was the weekend and mom has a habit of kicking the shit out of him when she's a little heavy on the ale?

Bill does, though, talk about adults later on, and makes sure to point out that some folks are unlucky enough to be burdened with truly abominable parents.

Still, don't be lying to them, is what. Otherwise I'll turn my back on you, you Taliban hippy freak.

Also on the subject of friends, Bill advises that "If a classmate cheats in school, he or she will cheat you." Bill obviously knows what he's talking about, since look, he's got a book out and everything, so I'll forget all about how not only The Duke, but numerous Acquaintances De Duke copied off one another left and right, and yet they were there through various hardships, and vice versa, which Bill notes as being a trait of a true friend.