DVD Review - Wild At Heart Special Edition

Written by Duke De Mondo
Published December 02, 2004

Sometimes, every so often, what happens is that a flick is rolling along in a fairly agreeable manner, hitting all the right buttons and so on, not doing anything especially outstanding, but certainly keeping a fella entertained. Then, out of nowhere, it does something so disgustingly abhorrent that anything you might feasibly have enjoyed way back when becomes tarnished beyond any hope.

To wit; The Village, for example, is a fine, eerie drama until the pungent toss masquerading as a final act kicks the bejeesus out of all the good that went before. No matter how much you enjoyed the first hour, all you're gonna say when folks ask about it is stuff along the lines of "what a load of wretched balls that was, right there. Wretched stinking balls. I've saw better flicks tied to the back of a motherfucking bicycle." That kinda critique.

For a full hour and a half, The Duke was under the impression that Wild At Heart was gonna be a flick fit to sit alongside the two other David Lynch films that are worth watching, i.e., The Elephant Man and Eraserhead. Both are stunning pieces of work, with the former in particular displaying a humanity lacking in most everything else the nasty son of a bitch pointed a camera at.

I hear The Straight Story might be pretty good, too, but I ain't laid a pupil on it, so what the hell do I know?

I was enjoying the scenery, truth be told, and digging the hell out of scenes like when Nick Cage sings Love Me in the middle of a metal concert. That kinda shit put a smile on my face, is what. For sure, it's worryingly misogynistic towards its female characters, in keeping with Lynch's themes about how women folk are fit for fuckin and not much else, but everything is so exaggerated, so over the top, like when Stallone had to arm wrestle a buncha truckers for to keep his son, that it's pretty difficult not to get swept up in the whole shebang.

What it concerns itself with, is Nicholas Cage kills somebody at the start of the picture. Maybe it was a hitman sent after him by his lover's momma, on account of he tried to do sex with her just now, or maybe he's sent on account of Cage, in fact, spurred the advances of said momma's sexing proposals, we're never quite sure. Whatever the reason, it doesn't stop him beating the brains out the hitman's damn head.

A spell in the prison follows, after which Cage returns, gets his lady, being Laura Dern, and sets off for sunny California, by way of New Orleans, unaware of the contract placed on his head by Dern's momma.

That's pretty much all there is to it. As per usual, the shit you wanna be focusing on has damn all to do with the "plot", and everything to do with a buncha brilliantly bizarre characters. To this end, we get Crispin Motherfucking Glover as Cousin Dale, a fella screwed in the mentals who runs around in a Santa Suit with y-fronts covered in cockroaches. There's some conspiracy of some kind going on, something to do with aliens or Jim Carrey or somebody trying to steal Christmas. Whatever, Crispin Motherfucking Glover ain't a bit happy about it.

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The Duke (Aaron McMullan to his parents and the clergy) is a Northern Irish writer, performer and insomniac currently residing in London. He is the creator of Mondo Irlando, wherein his scribblings and hollerings can be found. He is currently working towards the completion of his first novel, and his debut "punk / country / folk / whatever" album has recently been released by Ex Libris Records . You can also pop by His MySpace Page and maybe have a coffee and a biscuit.
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#1 — December 2, 2004 @ 15:19PM — Eric Olsen

I thought I had seen this but I guess I haven't, a very reasonable skewering as far as I can tell, and similar to the reaction I had to Mulholland Drive, where it wasn't so much mankind subjected to Lynch's dripping contempt, but his audience for the final third of the movie, after an enthralling, stunning first 2/3 (your punch/spit analogy holds here remarkably well).

I think I like Lynch a little better than you do, though: I think Blue Velvet is brilliantly creepy while ultimately redemptive, I love the first season or so of Twin Peaks, and his use of music is often towering.

#2 — December 2, 2004 @ 15:34PM — Jim Carruthers [URL]

Since I actually have an autographed CD and video of "Wild At Heart" by David Lynch (and was at the North American premiere of "Blue Velvet", though by accident) I guess I'm somewhat prejudiced about this here movie.

The scene which you cite as being so obnoxious should really be put into context (Willem Defoe's mossy teeth, flies feeding on vomit on the motel room floor). Given how Lynch portrays babies (sweet zombie jesus - little innocent babies!) in "Eraserhead", what were you expecting?

So, can I have your copy of the DVD?

#3 — December 2, 2004 @ 15:54PM — Antfreeze

I'd forgotten most of this movie and I really want to see it again, but the part I do still remember is THAT scene. He takes a whiz and then brags about the deep sound his peeing made. I think the scene was meant to show that Lulu was as confused and easily led astray as everyone else, like her mother. I suppose it was deeply debasing but, man, powerful stuff. Eraserhead proved that a movie barely needs a plot if it's weird enough. The main thing I still remember about it is when the guy stands there waiting for an elevator for three minutes, and we wait right along with him. It takes a big hammer to drive a scene that retarded this deeply into my brain. I'd rather watch David's worst movie that 99.9% of everything else out there. Thanks for more fine critiquing Mr. Mondo.

#4 — December 3, 2004 @ 16:53PM — D.B.Cooper

lol....Mondo Irlando

Fine piece of work this is, and I am glad your opinion does not place Mr. Lynch upon the high pedestal many do. Wild At Heart is one of Lynch's weakest films, and I walked away shaking my head. This is not to say it is his weirdest film, as others hold that lofty plateau. However, I had a gist of inkling as to what the man was trying to achieve in previous films. You use the wod "superficial" with Wild At Heart and I think it is aboslutely correct. I have noticed that people whom normally detest David Lynch, like Wild At Heart. I am sorry you have not seen Straight Story as it is Lynch's finest film. A flick in which nothing really happens, and yet eventually everything does happen. It sneaks up on you in small, enlightening ways. Like Elephant Man, Straight Story is an example of Lynch embracing life without pretension or self-satisfied gimmicks. It is profound. There are no Dennis Hoppers breathing from an O2 mask. There are no Cages dancing by the highway. There are no lesbian scenes with Naomi Watts (Hiyawa!)......It is life, as boring and exciting and the same as it ever was.

Lynch has made a mark for himself, and his vision goes against the grain of typical Hollywood. When he doesn't try so hard, he can create brilliant works. Wild at Heart tries way too hard......Great post on a film probably not deserving of such terrific writing and hilarious references.

P.S. We go into The Village with preconceived notions. Had we not, I believe it would have been a more satisfying film......

#5 — December 3, 2004 @ 17:23PM — Aaron, Duke De Mondo [URL]

thanks for the fine comments, folks.

Eric, i haven't seen the Twin Peaks telly show (she was a slut, right?), but Blue Velvet is a flick i loathe.

Perhaps whats most annoying about Lynch is not just that when he wants to, he can create truly sublime films, as D.B points out above, but that he gets away with reprehensible garbage by masking his vile musings with the old "tongue-in-cheek" cry, or, alternatively, having things so messedu p that folks are too busy trying to understand why the hell Keanu Reeves just turned into somebody else to gibve much consideration to the underlying message.

And as for the "message"... Wild At Heart takes two hours to say what GG Allin took fifty seconds to squack, and at least he had the decency to take a shit and then maybe roll around in it.

It maybe seems odd that i championed the ignorance inherent in SS Experiment Camp a while back, and then turn on this like some rabid hound. There are numerous differences though, not least the air of respectability Lynch has hanging from him. How many Palm D'ors did Isla, She Wolf Of The SS get? About none or less, i'm guessing. At least those flicks present their shocking disregard for humanity at face value, not cloaked in "quirky" contrived tactics.

Jim, you say that the scene should be put in context... For one, i didn't wanna spoil it, but it's pretty obvious now what transpires, and other is that, if anything, adding details of the puke and the teeth just backs up the argument i forwarded. No matter how utterly repellent the situation, eventually, when you get her just right, a woman will instinctively want you to fuck her. Puke on the floor, rotten stumps on your face, don't matter. Grab her crotch and you'll see how soon she relents.

Fucking sickening.

Antfreeze, i think there was more going on in Eraserhead than weirdness for weirdness sake. I think it talked a lot about guilt and shame and such, perhaps Lynch's own. His own child was hooked up to machines left and right when he was writing Eraserhead, something that makes the baby all the more distressing. That's how the man seems to have felt about his daughter. Again, unbelievable, but i think there's enough worthwhile things going on to make it, well, worthwhile.

And D.B, that point about The Village is something i been wrestling with for a while, but the best i can say about it is that it's a rewarding film to think about, and a pain in the hole to watch, if that makes sense.

Thanks folks

#6 — December 3, 2004 @ 17:24PM — Aaron, Duke De Mondo [URL]

argh, i meant to write keifer sutherland, not keanu reeves. Still, you never know...

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